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Show j LITTLE BENNY'S 5 . By LEE PAPE J Kll-I l.ll.l II Lll 1 ' 11 1 "'T TT j Ma was darning holes out of socks I in the setting room and pop was 'smoaking and thinking arid I was looking look-ing at the dlctionerry, and 1 sed, Pop? Who. me? sed pop, and I sed, Coulil I I sny, A cat without a tail Is infinity? You could say it, but it wouldent jnecn anything, sod pop, however, lots of the candidates have bin making longer speetches than that that dont meen enything. I Well wy dont It, pop? I sed, thLs Idictlnerry says Infinity means without an end. endless, and aint a cat with-jout with-jout a tail endless? Ha ha ha, thats rich, you little dev-' dev-' il, ha ha ha, did you beer that one, j mother? sed pop. I Wat was that, sod ma, and pop sed, i J Benny jest got off a good one, that boy reminds me more and more of myself every day. The concoct of some pceple. wat did he say? sed ma, He sed a cut without a tail is infinity, in-finity, sed pop. Well that reminds me of some of the things you get off, it derteny Isounds foolish onuff, sed ma, and pop jscd, You dont get It, dont you sco, Infinity meens without an end, and a cat without a tall Is cortony without Ian end. therefore, a cat without a tall is infinity. Wy is It? sed ma,, its got an end ware its bed is, hascnt It? Help, adc, sticker, sed pop, Benny, do your lcsslns before you start enything eny-thing elts you cant finish. Wlch 1 did. |