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Show Rippling' Rhymes By WAX.T JtLASON jl I M l R I 1 I III s Thtty'rs talklnc now of paper suits, an-l paper shlrt and collars, a ud paper pa-per socks and paper hoot greet scheme to save the dollars! My paper aS - eeni Soml ml i Icllt , W 'ill. . t my lyre I'm .slaving, but there' no thT grnl in siphl hn is intent on saving. Men do not wani the cheeper things, when they go blithely shopping; shop-ping; the'd like to wear the robes of kings, though bank accounts be popping pop-ping The Janitor of this, our flat. a.s. like 0 lord l.lue-blooded. "I want lo buy an ermine hat and neikne di.i-mond. di.i-mond. studded." And he would pan and beat Ills hreajt and eui .111 angry caper. If you in kindness should sue-get sue-get a Diet ne suit In paper. The tinsmith wants Imported cloth when he goep out for raiment, for papei suits that cut I swnth he'd never make n payment. My paper pant look rather rath-er cheap, and they're a frost almighty, and I" Inclined to weep when in my paper nightie, beneath my paper hat 1 write, beside the heaving billow. I all ila; and sleep all night upon a paper pillow'. And. I'm the only guy rn earth w ho cautious, saving, ihrlf-y: ihrlf-y: nay paper duds have little worth, hut bunk accounts are nifty. |