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Show SOMETHING SINISTER. Dr. William H Crawford, president of Alleghenj College, said on bis do. parture to do war work at the front: Uon t ask me lor an interne I There's something sinister about an I Interview It sugRosts that I'm never coming back. "Yes, you make me foci almost as j blue as the rich old fellow whose little 1 nephew said : j ".'Uncle, will you please make a noise like a frog' "'Why, Willie" said the rich uncle, 'laughing heartily. Why on earth do you desire me to make a noise like a frog?" ' 'Beoause. said Willie, whenever I ask papa to buy me a pony or bicycle or anything, he always says: 'Wan till your uncle croaks." " |