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Show TIMES THE Pclibiso BT T M. r, Timm HkfcU. COALVILLE, To work VETERANS' , Comhht. dltor aad Muir. UTAH. li limit a pur i GOOD SHORT STORIES FOR THE OLD SOLDIERS. Mhst Wav With Muta t,or. f Wean a Tumble login Obeying Orders far VWkM M demo. a waste of trength. The start toward the bad gins u short steps. COHNEK. In alwaji be- Would lru !tbfol r HEN bah) goes ailing, and the r f r s h a q d -- HoaievtfShNM "Who goea there?" demanded the sentry. "Relief," answered the corporal. Halt, relief! Advance, corporal, aid give the countersign." But f am not coming in there to be drowned Come out and let me relieve you." "Nicer a bit. said Hugh. The tould me not to lave me post." Well, then, said the corporal, starting to move away, "jou may stay tlii-r- f all night. "Halt!" thundered the sentry. "Ill V tttvth,- . , put, a hple.UA je If. ye paas without the f : y . II countersign. Thems me orders from If . I the ot men llftenant." and he cocked and lev-- j tuakr dltlemrt Marriage men of cled his gun some fellow and InJifft-ien-t Confound you'" answered the others. queeiest raft that e'er eall- Everybody will hear it If I bawl It out to you." Death Is no swift "that It overtake d tu o slow that anj-on- e flng-i- s "Vis, me darling, and the llftenant true P yfr f Ten verjbod), and jet can catch It. ' nuke up the said it must be given In a whisper. In " with je, me fingers on the trigger, crew There was nothing for the corporal to If abi.ce of Amerleanc 1 to be rewatch on ieck must keip. wards 1, Mr. William Aator will be able While all ten toes below an- pas- do but to wade out to where the faithful sentinel stood to secure that coveted title. sengers asleep! Be jabbers. And mother la the pilot i ah. none said that worthy, it's so (rue as she well jeve come' The tide baa a most The business man who advertises and the di owned me" hasnt any lime to worry about the When baby goea breeze Is freeh and fiee' fluctuations of the gold reserve. r Too raltlifol. hen mother rotks the cradle ehip, tue, One of her majestys crhlaers lay at It la very much lit Healer Schlatters -tor walls shores slip past. favor that he doeant have to be driven anchor In the harbor of 'Havana, and The breexes from the garden blow when out of may town wbre he locates. the temperature of that port in July baby boy mils fast! was not conducive to persistent activSo fast he files that Dolly cries she fears Some people ieem to overlook the fact ity on the part of the Junior watch her down. that there la such a thing as keeping :5o hardwe'll run vere sort to see officei, at any rate. In fact, a comfortnot the cool and patriotic at the same time. able anmhair seemed exactly to fit the a dolly drwn; of the watch, after the capexigencies And then, you know, weve got the tain and the admiral had turned In. Canada la disposed to emulate the exwhole wide carpet for a sea ample of the athall child who tries for Wnen baby goes und the Ore morning the mail brought a small the eole purpose ot inducing some one square box tp the admiral, and that breeze la troah and free! to coax it to atop. evening be gave a small round InstruWhen baby lies becalmed In sleep, and ment resembling a timepiece, to he By increasing the price of beer 1 per junior watch oflleer, saying: all the crew Is still. Air Marline, carry this with you ou barrel It looks at If the brewers were When that wee ship's in poit at la .i. preparing to go to the rescue ot the all safe fnm storm and ill jour watch, and pass It along to you) United States treasury. Two eyes of love shall shlue above, two relief wlm similar instructions. Marline put the machine In hie pockUps ahull kiae his fare, Poet Laureate Austin will have to Until the deep md tranquil sleep he'll et and commenced to atroll to and fro reel off some very soothing lullabies If until the admiral retired. Then he smile at fiat embrace! be caa make the British Hon feel happy For mother watflhee, too, at nlht; wtnie stretched himself out In his chair, and, when bla tall la full of kinks. lighting a cigarette, began to watch the through h,a alumbeia ireep of sailing ei the lights go out, one by one, on shore. The distressing feature of Kaiser Next morning Lieutenants Marline, breexes fcQ asleep. Wilhelms Impudence In making faces Malnhold and Lazarette stood befoie at bla dear old grandma Is the fact the admiral. Am l:tls of Unix that Wilhelm la too big to spank. Gentlemen," said the officer, sternly, It is strangely true that the perfection "I have examined this little Instrument, to do ot more ef Instrumenta will war The retirement ot Richard Mansfield me was cartell witch you namay take from the stage a star, but the bring about Universal peace among ried three by you gentlemen in apparatus for producing thunder and tions than any other human agency. In on succession respecyour a chance bad former daye the soldier lightning and moonlight is still there. for hie life ani an opportunity for tive watches, and I' am aatonished honor. Now hU individuality la largely to find that, although I set It at sero The people wanted clear beaded, last evening. It now records only two American men on the Venesue-la- n lost behind slaughtering machines, and and a half mile. Gentlemen, 1 do not almost nothfor ctunts prowess ingle commission, and they got them. to condemn you on the unsupNow let them art wisely and promptly. ing. Nations wi soon be unuble to go propose of a pedometer, and I ported testimony of to war because the marvelous butchmuct confess that, knowing you to be moa for It Involves, that ery franco A man In Houston, Tex., who murambitious and officers, I am dered bla wife, was sentenced to the ment at the wonderful Maxim gun, as loath to trust andiligent record so far M. Filld, of The Evangelist, apparent Dr, Henry penitentiary for ninety years. Such a Howbelow the actual requirement. fellow should have been sentenced for portrays It la diferrlbing a visit to the InI shall the to sk ever, you carry Inventor. j life. "Ula4kU,MkUim'ai special pet, hi strument again tomorrow evening. Slnco a man who committed suicide dally, is the marvelous gun that doc Gentlemen, you Are excused." Lieutenant Malnhold had the first ban been Identified as J. L. Good It Is not fire single shits, but literally rains nettled that suicide la not n sin. If It bullets, as the Armenia in their fury watch that evening and as soon ss the were the suicide would not have been rain hailstones. It Is a llghi.aftqlr to admiral had gone to hie cabin he seated look at, having the appearance of a himself In the arm chair and ordered Good, , small brass cannin, mounted on a tri- Midshipman Ratline to appear before The Schomburgk line la now said to pod, nd aimed and worked by one him. Ratline," said the lieutenant, "when be worthless. This can hardly be the man.VAi alts behind it on s saddle like that or a bicycle from which he can you went ashore today you absented case it it baa been the means of teachpoint It tip or dovn with as much ease yourself without permission for an ing Britain the danger of making Us as If It were a pistol, or swing It to the hour. Bon play the hog. right or left, as tn enemy approaches Aye, aye. air." from one or another quarter. You doubtless Imagined that I InGermany seems to have a kind of how is the gun loaded Ah! tended to overlook your offense," But Monroe doctrine of Its own. It la a litthere la the beautf of it; It load Itself! I hoped eo, Blr." tle harder to pronounce, perhaps, than The of the Invention Ilea In originality at all. You muRt take thla "Not Uncle Sams, but It la likely to answer this; That it etllisee the recoil, so Instrument and shake It violently fpr the purpose in South Africa. that (ae the cartridges ere strung on $ four hours and I shall sa'y no more that carries from A hundred and belt, the C'tnrinnatt after fifty to four hundred rounds) every kick about 1L The Society-o- f The morning after the same three ot'dcbate baa to decided a erect years of the guh throws it the exploded cartofficers again stood before the admiral. monument to Washington at the Green ridge on one side ct the gun, and on the Gentlemen," said he, "I fear I have ntreet entrance to ' Falrmount Park, other throv.- the next cartridge Into cost you. I find, on examining to 9:50.000. misjudged Philadelphia. It is Is so Incessant. that the tlfecharge place, this morning, that it the pedometer You have onljr to ress the button and a records ef eighty-nin- e distance miles, Senator Quay la encouragtng the the gun does the rst. Aa long as you three gentlemen lji three i Pittsburg reform movement. As Chris keep your finger ok the button the fir- walked by you . Magoe la the man the reformers are ing goes on, the gm throwing eleven hours. It Is evident that the machine la utterly and a sharp worthless, after U will be seen that Mr. Quay la mints bullets a eecoid, 866 a minute. not a reformer for reform purposes ' But not quite In fast. I bear some splash was heard aa the pedometer struck the limpid water of the bay. only. dr.e say who has made the study of "Gentlemen, you are excused. fire arms; dont yoi know that this InUncle Sam can buy the Island of.St. cessant firing woull heat the gun to Darln Thomas from Denmark 'low for cash that It would exploie and do more de-lrk J"- or country produce.1 The question Is, t ruction At the mrand J.han al the Oct. 14. 1806,Napoleon won two bat- Does he wannit Il ls an island thir- muzzier O yea, genie critic, Iknow sll tics and brought the monarchy of Fredteen miles long and baa a perfect land- this, and am glad ytu spoke cf It, as it erick the Great under hts heel. Marchlocked harbor. gives me occasion to point out one more ing rapidly upon Berlin with two colcontrivance of this narvelous machine. umns. he found the road blocked at When the revised version of the New That steel barrel, thmugh which an in- Jena by Prince Hohenlohe with 60.000 Testament was completed, It was tele- cessant flash streanu like a continuous men. The Prussians were on the plains graphed as news to Chicago. When it streak of lightning, melting or explo- behind the heights of Landgrafenberg; was found that bell bad not been trans- - ding rxerythtng near it, passes through which were so steep as to be deemed lated out t it, there was much'disap-polotmewater! It la alt the while Immersed In impassable. Discovering a narrow Men leading bad lives are water that is, entased in what Is the ateep aide, Napoleon up pathway Always unbelievers In future punishcalled the 'gater Jacket, so that the cut a road In one night and massed ment. The language ft their hearts gun, like a good Midler, keeps cool upoqa rock Juat out ot view of Hohen-lohe- rs la: T bate him because he doth not while doing its most deadly work. pickets, 40,000 soldiers with their wropbeey good con 'ernlng me, but evil." the man st the gun Is cannoa. Under cover of a fog Lanncs "Thus It is that master of the- sltuntkin.and need not thrust forward hla division. The canSaya the Grocery World: "Some peorun sway even If he Is attacked by a non flrlug scattered the fog and disple say that advertising Is all a maunless It comes upon him by closed to Hohenlohe 90.000 Frenchmen tter of luck; that you cannot tell what regiment, and takes him at cloee Lannes was quarsurprise, opposed to his 60,000. or to whether la do, going Advertising or some villainous sharpshooter checked for a time, and also Angerrsu, ters, to er not It going to pay. This may picks him off before e gets to business. Soult and Ney. At 10 o'clock Napoleon bo true; hat U is very etrange that the the regiment fcWp at s respecful en In Mumta n Intfltlg.Mit thought tft and gtveTBetravirrtllow a guard, against the stolid I run, tan . his advertising, and does itin aninlXli distance he will jsyThein low by squares. fiance ind f A corps of 20,00fr Saxons way, llgenL earnest, straightforward hundreds; and. Indeed, let the enemy stood the brunt of the fight, He on side. luck the his has usually parrying ever sj numerous! If they win only with la lucky In bis advertising because he, be bayonets the sword thrusts of men like stand shot he at, will toe up la until science. a reduces it to Murats horsemen, square after Advertising mow down half a dozeft regiments while rent. Advertissquare had been broken. Finally r0U( just ascertain as paying same I . he smoking hs clgfr common-seue- e ing Is governed by the began In the Prussian lines and a business lines that govern buyof !0,000 horsemen, led by Genere, Obeying (Ad ing A lot of tomatoes or codflsh. eral Ruckel. galloped forward to cover I soldier who UlsU on obeying the retreat Ruckel placed himself n Our commiseration la extended to our , The orders to the letter has furnished uo front of the flying troops and died heroesteemed contemporarrrtbe Vossiscn ically, but vainly trying to save end of material to the Zeitung. on Ita sudden change of base. This time It is the Washington Poet Uno. More than 15,000 Prussian the jgy A few days ago It was wildly condemnthat describes an unusually good ex- dead and wounded on the filed. Naing the United States for pretending to ample of him. entire bis army jn pqnult. poleon put hava any Interest In the welfare of VenIn an opposit He was Irish. Likewise was be a driving ths enemy dp ezuela and now It la demanding that rectlon from Berlin. the German government shall take en- member of the Sixth! Regiment, South ergetic steps to protect endangered Carolina infantry, Rationed on the X I.lltu Finrlw, ' German interests, and at the same time beach of Sullivans iiand. Hugh was -- old Two A citlxen of West Rock-po- rt arter bofm he on had guard. those ot ber kinsmen, the Boers." We Mains. Daniel Andrews, cut 1 000 should like to know what Germany has thus been stationed, the corporal w pfi to do with a suzerainty of Great Britain, the relief appeared Jn tjhe moonlight hoop poles last week and carried them There never vosslrche case of presamp- - T ana was astonished toxee Hugfi zvalk- - all the distance of two Tr.lTpg. Be raid traU In the! b rimply did It for excrclw. aa he v,a ties. leg to and fre up water. The tide had tome in. getting a trifle stiff in the joints .1; to prove Only the wltketl are anxious - -- M l, -- that - tlt-a- Dream-memorl- ei lo - ( I nt lt r . 1 ta-hl- s ve On Wnnsnae Vn,fM. Careful attention to another potot will save labor and make better butter if jou stop the churn aa oon aa the of butter have formed abojjt particle the size of wheat kernels. You can then draw off the buttermilk and wash it so thoroughly that It will require very little strength to work It, If it Is necessary or desirable to work it at all. I wash twice with cold, salt brine, then float In a weak brine of about 55 degrees for a few moments. If not particular about the temperature ot the last .washjng, the butter, will be. too cold to make together conveniently and make It difficult to handle. When jou have drained it thoroughly, sift over It a half ounce of salt to a pound of butter. Let it remain a short' time to dissolve the grains of salt, then turn the rank several times when It will be massed together and quite as evenly g salted as could do It. Do not let the lever or ladle go over with a sliding plastering motion. You may squeeze or poqnd It with impunity almost, but every time jou rub It over, jou spoil as many grains ss you touch and bo much cf It is no better than oleomargarine. For packing, use the best made, best looking ash tubs you can find Scald out with hot water, soak r, with strong brine turn that out and fill to thfi brim with scalding hot brine, let cool and your tub Is fit for use. Pack as solidly as possible, cover tightly and set in a cool place until ready for shipping. Mosf of the older Butter makers think that you take all the flavor out of butter when you wash It, little dreaming it is not the taste of butter at all they are so fond of but simply butter milk, others scald and even boll their buttermilk until all the delicate flavoring oils are dissipated, and nothing but a grease is left. You will hardly find two farmer people who will think s. But the same sample Is hen you send It to a great city you nay be confident it will be graded about fight. There Is too great a demand for butter for a commisstrictly first-clasion man to let it go for less than best prices. He will want more too badly, but of course he can not get more than It is really worth, you may be sure of that, and you may be sure also that If you feed rightly, keep the barn free from smells by dusting the Hoor daily with plaster, that If you are very careful to keep everything about the milk and cream perfectly sweet and clean, that yon churn it as soon as it Is perfectly sour nd is of a proper temperature, that you stop churning as soon as ths butter forms In small particles that you wash thoroughly ,in strong brine, salt and work lightly and pack It In sightly, properly-prepare- d packages, and keep milk, cream and butter away from the air as much as poslble, you can not fall to have butter of a d flavor that will command creamery prices and may be termed to Dairy butter Jn a quality equal Mrs. Robertson. creamery. hand-workin- twenty-fouijhou- sh first-clas- ss high-price- Our cultivated crops contain on eh average about aa much Lime ott-fca- ni. lime as potash. While it is necessary that It should be thoroughly mixed with the earth It should be kept near the surface, as it la liable to sink Into the soli. In whatever way it Is applied it Is well to remember that the carbonic acid which has been expelled from It by ths beat is quickly regained from the atmosphere, and it should In consequence of this be as little exposed to the air as possible before belnk applied to the land. It should be put upon the land as soon as practicable after slaking. By watching the effect of a small Application the farmer will be able to judge whether hla lands require it la larger quantities, or whether Its hse on bis particular soil is at all beneficial, sines there is scarcely anything that Is as dependent upon repeated experiment and so Independent of all definite rules as fertilizing, owing to the great diversity of soils, the difference In their mechanical condition and various other causes. Agricultural Gazette (Tasmania.) Butterlne No More. A recent ruling of the Treasury Department-wil- l tend practically to make the word butterlne obsolete and otherwise to render the sale of oleo under the guise of butter more difficult The order from the Treasury Department Is In part as follows: The use of any trade mark, label, brand, picture. Illustration or advertising pr descriptive device representing a cow, or dairy farm, or in any other form Indicating the oleomargarine to be a product ot the dairy or calculated to Induce the belief that It is such dairy product is Inadmissible. The use ot the word "butterlne Is also inadmissible since section 2 of the act of August, 1886, prescribed that butterlne should be known and designated AdvoButcher ao "oleomargarine, cate. Among the mest successful dairymen in Central New York may be named Augustus Sags of Holmesvllle, near South New Berlin. awes nnu head of Holstein keepathlrty-elgh- t cattle, twelve sheep and fats teams. Mr, Sage says there is scarcely a limit to the producton of an acre of land orof the amount of milk a cow will give when properly bred and cared for. Mr. Sage has raised and grown on hla farm hla present number of cows. Mr. Valkenburgh, deputy state dairy after examining the commiBsloner. herd, said: "This is the finest dairy of cows and shows the best breeding Tor the production of milk of any dairy Oneonta Herwithin my knowledge. - ald. sun, the Exercise and Force-rT- he heat, the fresh air, the activity of respiration Induced by exercise, develop the force, energy, suppleness and muscular strength of the colt Those relied In stables may be larger in breadth and amplitude, but they can never attain these more essential in confinement. Like a chGL the colt needs to run about and plsy, tyMgbt Qolt. ' nigh. Low, Jack. 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