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Show Couldn't Font tho old Mao. I A young men tent to till fat: f r an old firmer In the counlrr bu photograph, photo-graph, accompanied with a request far ! aid, a be waa poor The old man looked at the photograph, and then re sponded "Vou can't cheat me. you young dog Vou can't be very poor to bo llvln' among them marble vaaea 'nd atatuea. 'nd flower, 'nd nice furniture, auch at your photygraph sbow-a M lie for ahare ml. The beat watchraakera' oil cornea from the Jaw of the shark About half a pint la found In each flih The. woman who will fall on a man'neck. , bury her face In lilt Unom and dig her ' knuckles Into hi hack when ahe aeon a June bun:, will corraiy al bla familiarity If he ehakca handa In the wrong way l'l'nl, I.Ut.hl. I'nlent. ra.rlnbnr ea.MoUhe Mir In Atilon mit In re.nlla .eret.lanlil.th.rllelae.lllermo- LuirandlntUnellonlr All dtu.t.l le ate we Halt that a man aaya he bcglna with "Thero ought to bo a law ipfn&i Sick headache. Food doesn't digest di-gest well, appetite poor, bowels con-tlpated, con-tlpated, toneuo coated, It'a your llverl Ayer'a I'llla are liver pllli, caty and aafe. They cure dyspep-lis, dyspep-lis, biliousness. 25c. All Druggists. ivv.nt tour moe.it.eiio or eo.nl a beouUful hra-n nr rtrh tl.rkT lhn BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Ms,. I.iierarllo men and womrn to ranveie, I lllg I'.iy, Unlit and lriant employment Addma with stamp lo thn .Model Adver-tlilng Adver-tlilng t'o Kid atrret. Salt I.akc, Utah i When a man tell hla wifo that ahe la I Juat like her mitlier ho docan't mean any I thing complimentary I lire. Wln.low'e nnllilnc jr feresliare tee'tlne iMiMilNi;M'lJa; s.aiui.llou, eue.ln,eielaelle. Man 1 Wo d rutlirr Im n luld boailed man than a woman with whisker When a faelilonahle girl a hair la amooth It Indkalca that alio batn't rombod It. SALT LAKE BUSINESS COLLEGE. THB LEADING COMMERCIAL SCHOOL. - FALL TERM SEPT. 5. WRITE TODAY FOB INFORMATION. DOX 701, SALT LAKE CITY. UTAH. CBTADLISHCD 187B.... ....INCOnPORATCD 1000. I ni"" VOI I Af ATITI rifeermi. Awmunllloa, Flahlnq Tackle. Bin Ball Cooot, hdS-J.fvJ "IM I I Tanla. Alhl.llc 0di.Spoiling Cooda. Photographic tusplloa. I ar ati)tMng tor Camping, (hooting or Fllhlngt land lor our B3 Catalogue ol loot It holeiall prim II ll uil out and will ba mailed trt o ta ani addreii. BROWNING BROS. CO. Ill MAIN oMMITt tT LAKI C1TT. f 1 W-M(fatON AVINUI. OADIN. UT AM SSALT LAKE CITV'OIRECTORY. " UTAH IMPLEMENT CO. -lllleliell rorm and H.rln Wagon., llu.hfnril eorm Uixnni, lienor HuairlMMml torrloKM. Columbia a crown llnllre llmrlnc Slower, lrliimuloonllloukro Itnllrr llrorlng Hinder- , O.horne lloll.r llrorlnr Mnr llakej. rnro aianlln Tvrlno "l Vnuoall Oil. Hrllo for I'arll-ular. nF-'SVBiff PENSION I r iiicuniiiu. v.i,ii.ioii. ii. v. iher II alll rrcolto nulek rriilln. ILIlh N II Vol. Dial Wig. Curva- P(oucutloiClalDiala(Cl87S A WORD WITH WEAK MEN. flf rot ftiffvf from r of Id vt.laiMiti or lta CUal tlf I.J-ulun I.J-ulun irro4bTlii AIIK ThIc VKHyI'KU vul WK WANT IM HiMMUIilMla IJlh ii4 iMiitaintf ! bul irt4t rhronl and prtTaMatlliv Wtbfvru oiiriklllUaMkllVIII"11 tUpM bi l blUUni ihotutuJ of volunurr u.tltuonlaUoriMn.ttpl,tllPnaBM plcturr CANT PUBLISH OUfl CURtJIS PRIVATE DISEASES H llrviM wuuld boirtr eontliin llfnoo bftuibroftiarttllllRtbliiit.r truultlrt U S ODOibvr wbj Ibli U our iUd H Xm will trrt jou until raw! without klnf IW joti to v7 rnt until y ircurl. JH Wfirt ibow 70iioarrpUlion.aiif.Bii . ktonU B !)! ! tttl lo pn eu cur l !"' uoublvi Jut. fti.-!!? Hla it) t bunion t)t brofliittlitofou by vtrltti ou tirt tn4 lltn nckraoiia.VifrbaitUBroird YuitCatO ) dpBtl open oir word, n; bDk In Li i H OorM 11. Ibou.ondiof r.t (.- havo iijloroJ u MUW WK WANT TO ft UK Vtlt wilb aH Moot UBdraundlDt ibai w III not dnn1 fro S ""llwoojcuro o Wt our. I.U M ihtMjU H P.minal VVf.hn irnoiwrrtuo ' ; H If pbllta sod Rlt kHMttor nu Wobxluilr rlnporMOa t,llor writoto 1 DRS. SHORES, EXPERT SPECIALISTS. H St C foonil Houlli hi, tllannna lllook I H eppoiitoCommtrelilKillBink.SillLaioC'ti.U as I YOUNG MEN! H If ot Uo miw.; to Irr all tho RtW iron iH our inow tr br oft it Iw bb to rM ibo ftany of H iitrVdji(ii iMHfji.MrM.driwbw H RtaaoluUlr 4 whlcb r fell r lanMlunU Caibauifao.BoiHaMMrbew trtou or of how lootf Mond. C too oom my U it I "I'AIIST'S Ok'AV SPCCIDC" jifl No cam known It hot ever tolled to Curt, lM MlAllthlt-ma'lt l-ollairf.tltoit I H toiMuiivw or drtMUoa tnmt bawiu. XTloo ISIKX . H lror Mia br UI rtiU dmrrUu, or awn) tiu4 bjr tv PADST CHEMICAL CO. Ml bnoUr ouaitsi oa r,-. ctucawo, lu. 'I PdM.fyihlJ'Jllallitl S S wUu n.ui mi itst I?. a I JaH ! "" aoMbrarotauia. Jf , H Wt9Q (UiKOlnti ndvcrUtemuiU KlotUi I H Mentloa TbU Caper. 'aK iJaH. CARTERINR TtMi Uoo.1 D1 too Cbcait to b K wltlwutlt T J LEARN MUSIC IN TWO DAYS W. p Common am Mth4 lWik OM10 Inrhm. lltuatrutrt l-otrti tMKik trarhfi In a htmplf unit ronimuti kroii wirtmw tit jitjjr uinn mrh ln-irumtnt ln-irumtnt IUi rlibty r of Into puimlar mulo t utnomn miimi fiiotbutt tur planu orirnn violin tmtijo ttulur rnrnrLtiiumlntln nrtml-UnElfh,B0itpio nrtml-UnElfh,B0itpio 60c Vim, A wit In. HIIICilj.l, D Good! Bad! There arc two effects of tea. The good is got by steep-tog steep-tog it. The bad by boiling it. (.a FiutlK A Schilling & Company Ladies Plush Cape MidfofStli'ttctlrltith, I1d !th tirn m4 itrllotJ.cmlt girmcat bilf tmbroWired lh a.fl brld. h1h iorm eolUr jr,Air end boiq front ir.m iftCfcr& mid with Thibet Ur, mfibfa Style M" rit.'ri'R t Th" '" t"jt "" ' ffiwdElA Ihim.arr.ulirul loo I I I Wt prkrdiirmcott lll.ilr . aVIttW&l irdlnour l.ihlondl Blml'tCi aloiiit comilolnl ovtr I it-lismwl ft, too . , WlOaW'VTR m PholvCtc.utei ol lfElaVrSloVlA IhrUttil Milt. In La fiWjLVi HH Mt& OKI .ad CbllJna'a j ClrllaAiirmcRia. ; 'JSldSj WRITE IOR A ' w l-" HAILLU rREE BOSTON STORE, ' State and Midlton Streets, Chicago, III. ! i Cure or Endure ! Ruffrrordflit. wbltli Xu V"" ' , thara.oorulllyilnr , Vou'ra jot lo Uo rllhrr, lor pain la aura I Income Ilcomr.lo.il II way U a cul, I a turn a aura an InB.mmallou, orltniajr be Ilia warnlBB pr amlom of eotne or laalcdlocaM one vrair or Ihe other joa'U bare your altera of It before lanr Ara yon reatljr Whueeer wanta lo fiial pain and conqurr II atiould eatl at laclr dniitiata and ley lo a .upply of DR. J. H. MCLEAH'S VOLCANIC OIL LIIIIMEKT ,hi.wr.tt.,noVifrilvlv.'i.r. elanlly In all the lorm. mentloaeO II heal. aoreo niceai.dburnaa.lf bymnic It banlobeo Keuralfla kheumalUnl. l,unilo and hrialk; It la a perfect aud apeedy remrar for Bkln KIJ. ai'a ""d. Itriplione aud irrltallone II will t'elleTO domeelic anirnale no le.a than "niau, tba mailer ' ,5c.,t. end ll a bottle. Mllllaoa uaa It. W. N. U Bait Lake.-No. 30, 1000. rieo'sCnroforConeuinptlon luabeeasi family ruedielu with u alac UAV-J. It. Ukdlaou, litIM -! Av , Clilcago, 111. An Atchison banker knows a man who la ao crooked that be tan t lie In bod atralght. tVeharo often nuiidvrrd that In the crao for reform and tho crnio fur aurgerv It baa never been deilJol torulod a thief a handa 10 cure him of atu'.lng YoortU.lernSI.il la now carried on the Overland IJmlted ol the Union Pacific, becauie 'Unci Kara" kaows that the ' Old Krllaule" glvea tlu bait service and inakea the quickest tlinea of any Ilae In the west. 1 1cltet oAlc Old SUud," 101 Main atro.it, A woman geueralty koci her money In tho aenlng machlnodraneri a inan.liaaii't any. Halle Olarrli C'nro la a comtltutlonal cure. Trice, TOO. When Bomo men think of u.airlaio they seem to look on widows aomeililngllko croud band blcyolea I'ealllernn. Illjlier C rlllel.in. New York Pint The Home Mag-nxlne Mag-nxlne recalls a good atory which Dr Newman Hall uaed to tell on the lecture lec-ture platform An llllteral negro preacher aald to hla congregation "My brethren, when de fust man, Adam, waa made, lie waa made oh wet rlay, and set up agin de palings to dry." "Do jou say," said one of the congregation, "dat Adam waa made ob wet clay, an set up agin de palings to dry!" "Yc. iar. I do." "Who made the pallngiT" "Bit down, aar," aald the preacher sternly; "audi question a dat would upaet any iislem of theology." the-ology." Collier's Weekly for Auiriist 9.. la a aum mer number of fiction, llluatroled travel and yachting On the front pm the new cap defender Columbia round thn aUk.' boat In her last raaleli race with Defender The awcl-l article-' t.lfe In tho t aille Country"-!' a weatera story by William It Mahton. profusely llluetr-trf from Photographs, and a large double page drawlii-"Tbo Hound Up"-by Prederlc Itemlogton Th --lien atory. "Underneath A htory of the raye to Come," I one of the aerlra of lolmltablo abort aterlea by II (l Well nowrunnlngln the Weekly Among the other Interesting fealurea arc pictures of Bbamrook on her voyage to Iho l nlte State to compete with Columbia for the Amarica'e wit u A young married woman lwaya wodera why It la ahe hain't learned much of any thing at tor all Alter man fell ho looked still further down for women Ooelely Idr Are neremrlly people of excellent Jnte. moot, teste nd refinement. la trwvelln tbey demand th beat aerate obtainable and lb llbarailly with which thy ptV. ronli th Union PaclAe la on of th bit proofs of that lua'a aupenorlly. Tleka ef-o, "Old tilaod," COt ataln elroe- : 'nnir-ny. Unless Ihe Chicago Tribune Is guilty of creating Dr. Fourthly out of whole rloth-not ministerial he Is the only absent-minded gentleman who ha evet been able to suggest a remedy for hit own ailment "You are ao preoocupled sometimes," said Mrs. fourthly, "thai I don't feel aafe In letting you go out aluno." ' That Is to say, my dear." replied re-plied the Ilev Dr Fourthly, with a benevolent smile, "when my mind wander, wan-der, aa It doe occasionally, somebody ought to go along with It" H Tho debilitating drains and H dlst bargee, which weaken so H many women are caused by Call Ca-ll tarrli of the distinctly feminine H organe, Tho sufferer may call H her trouble Leuchorrhoca, or I Weaknca,or Tomato Dlwaaeor I some other name, but the real i trouble la catarrh of the female i organ and nothing else. J I'e ru uarudlcallyanilperma. 1 neutly cure this and all otbei J lormioll ularrh ltlanpoililve J apeilfle lor female troubles cauml by catartbol the delicate I lining ol tho organ peculiar to M women It alwayacurcaif uaed jieiiltlcntly. It Is prompt and certain. The microbes that cause chills and fever and malaria enter the system through mucous membranes mad poroua by catarrh Pe-ru-na beali the muroiii membrane and prevent pre-vent the enlrunce of malarial germ, thua preventing and curing these affectlona, m CANDY CATHARTIC W. L. DOUGLAS S3&S3.50 SHOES g Worth (4 loHeoaipareduitii y ", elder eiaiti. F lfe Indnraedliyoter f-rf i i,uuo,uuu wnarrre. trl': Ve tt itAtMim. all ittiw p 0 f iuaciiiai...w ui.ii..' IjJgA iy ..e .ri ueH .. au caKjnb f Take o i.um.ie ciaiuM V, ZJfV m bo - Wrceilln.aere jfP-tfK. ' ' 1 ""I "" """" .'a AK-f 4l& wl,1oealereloaUki aTjx2iJawi .i,.i,itt nut, ooolllaenae" PBB37. VptTionreeelMulprle Cuj ilajol leaiber ne d main, fill or cap U W LuOUCLHtHOCCa.DrocUoa,U,ls. iyUoTOJfr If SUCKERI WILL KEEP YOU DRY. nil I ll ---e-------------f"3r SA1 riilrolonle4lUlliklnlnih li' 5M'nrrali-.r.t III Mi-.nlaceal 3B 55l?ttn'llce.pvouJrlnlliehia. TI"tr e-w. .,i ehtrm euy iho llih UieaJ ,-Jl yU ISlkt.r lrn4M aaloln youi vljC 2flf A J TOWIH Hiimn Mail. 912 |