| Show Boosting Their Game 8 ONE O of ot tho the tricks of oC the tho trade I 1 said a man the tho other Jn dO day who after atter being In the tho dairy lunch leach business s for over olor 15 IG years yearn has retired with a cow COlD income laconIc this translating of r your order into slang by luy II tho the waiters at ot tho the counter You know how It Jt Is lv when Rhen you IOU hustle into a n dairy lunch room at noon push your way up to tho the long counter behind t which there are Aro a Q half dozen or orto orso to so white coated waiters who Rho tal take e your jour order and shout about it out to tho the cooks In thus tho kitchen hitcheD Almost Invariably bly they change It Into slang before repeating repenting It Why Is that done donet because there thero ore moro snore men than you would imagine who ho get et a great deal of ot fun tun each day clay out of ot this slang Interpretation of oC their wanta wan It tort sort of ot promotes good feeling you yon know Ie no and gets a o man in the habit of oC coming to that restaurant If It you rou ask one ODe of ot the tho u waiters alters why ho does docs It ho bo will either cither tell you rou that it saves varea time or gives you ou no definite answer Now o you order an nn egg II sand sandwich sandwich the tho waiter walter changes it to One Ono eggi Just Juat then another chap p beside you yon orders orden an nn egg sandwich The waiter walter cH culls out ont with great groat gusto Mako 1010 It two If It I you ou wont want the sandwich of ot bread ho hoEgg Egg E on oc tb th white The Tho smog slang I translations are Interesting arent they r lIre a few 1 eggs eggo ou ott toast are translated tr Into Adam anul on n Should you yen for tor griddle cakes cales and you yon Will 11 hear hUr Turn em cm oer If l n a c cheese sandwich made modo of oC either cither the hard or the tho fOtt rolls that nil dairy lunch lunchrooms lunchrooms lunchrooms rooms serve the tho order will bo be shouted out Cheese Chee e on th bard barill or Cheese on th thO soft A tried fried egg to is One Ono egg sunny sunnysIde sIde up upi and scrambled are ort Three eggs 18 wreck oin em There Thero are scores of or other translation for tor aa as many mon thIngs thing ns as the Ibo dalr dairy lunch baa hall for tor sale and nil nh of or them arc nrc original I had lInd one boy In my employ several years y ago ngo w who ho I 1 am lm sure brought mo me moat moat meat at least 15 1 worth of trade mile each day that might have hae gone gene elsewhere He was always In n a rood humor and ho he kidded everybody that lint came In 11 He ne fresh for he lie knew when Rhen to draw drat tho ho tine lino Ho owns a n lunchroom of at his own now no and he ho has baa a largo large patronage There Thoro was one ona little trick of oC hU hIs that th t never toile foiled to amuse Day after day he be would do ho It over ocr and over OTer again and ond with tho the same sama men hut Bui somehow how It seemed Just us funny a month utter after ont ono had heard beard It as os anit It Jt did the tho tint first ulay This was It When Whenn a n customer ordered a n hot bot sausage O sand erich ho he would grab rob his bis long Ions fork ork In his hili right hand take tako off 01 the tho lid 1111 of ot the tho warmer that hat held the tho sausage and ethic tho the cautions alert advance of ot a ados dog dos catchier catcher the with the tho fork tur at name iante me letting out ont a series of or the most m t realistic KII Kl KIrIo ylo you ever eyer heard It sounded for Lor or all nil the ho world like a dog do that hns bay just been caught in n a net or hit bit with a n tone stone l boy was worth orth money to we me for tor ho bo boost boosted ed Cd my any game In Ln this way every day do doh h |
