Show tion Demands That Thai M Mai m Smile When Is A Away W y On Summer Trip dishes i. DIRTY D Mother Hubbard cupboard cupboards Rumpled bed cloths Ashes on the carpets carpets i Disarranged house I marks of ot wife out These are the a town oT-town or town house Men Men Just simply get cant cant get along alon without their wives hives hes Great American h have ha for fora for a long time bra rated ed on the enjoyment men reap then hen their wives go out of or town but those humorists Were ivere never he lov lov- lovingly lovingly 0 married or else their wives wt never nev nev- neer never er left home These arc the the remarks remarks- drawn from rather secretive e remarks coaxed from froma a few Ogden men who have been without tHey for a few weeks The opinion of the humorist has become a tradition tradItion men men feel feci it their duty to convince themselves and everyone else I M 5 I f 4 d r Ti LJ ti I 1 IV I I I that Waa a good time Ume was was had by all when I Ithe the wife was v. v lS out of or town but be behind be- be behind behind hind their thel whispered remarks is a feeling that all wasn't top 1 FAST START ST. Things start off with a bang as soon as the wife has departed Men friends ncnds have been given advance ance in information In- In information formation on the time of or her depar depar- ture fure A few rew select friends may be en en- engaged engaged In a 11 poker game the first night The he he hubby probably leaves work vork the next evening and decides to dine up up- upi town iown i For Fer more than an hour he riders aimlessly about the streets street greeting acquaintances and looking through plate glass class at nt silk under under- wear The club Is his convivial retreat that evening There are constantly games of oC poker and groups of or men lounging about with and cigars poked In their faces They talk about contemporary occurrences of or their city nation and world and frequently reflect on their boyhood days Things go on for two or three days and then Mr Husband begins to wander wan wan- wander der homeward immediately y after af r work perhaps from habit and end over looks an au cupboard He lie may t tr r r 1 I I A. poke about heartedly half bear on the lawn or in the garden carden and retire early To cook an egg or other food rood In the morning is almost too much of or a 11 de de- demand de- de demand demand mand on his appetite SURE SUnE REMEDY Reading Is 13 a task he often orten happily contrives to do But reading wUey's letters especially the announcement of or her Intention to t return at a too not-too- early carly e date is 13 the thc happiest of or his pas pas- times Withal there are convivial results of a wife's wires departure Philosophers have ha long ago ao said Id that couples co ples tire of each other when constantly to to- to together gether Some Ogden O den men realize this all too well Thoss Thos first few days das arc are heavenly days to b t them and ond perhaps to the wife as well |