Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-04-15 | Page 13 | Tom Sims Says

TOM Torn Sims IMS Says Dusting Busting clay pigeons Is popular with trap shooters Auto think man Is IB made of ot clay Lon On the Island of ot Formosa houses burned but it Is warm i enough there to flee scantily clad New stockings last laet longer It washed before being worn or It if the too nails nalls are aro trimmed closel closely Salt will keep grease from Ine lag Ing Nothing will keep a boy A sea lion llon eats 40 cans of salmon Ealmon a day Just Imagine the trouble he must have opening the cans When boiling fish tigh add a little vinegar When talking them rut cut ot of money use a little sugar No wonder babies grow up It look like their fathers All the do doIs doIs dola Is loaf around and raise ralso a racket I Anything can happen But not enough things do It II pays Days to be honest And It costs If K you get mad road at the wet this April just consider Burma its an annual nual nuat rainfall Is la about aboul Inches Spring makes people lazy The Tho Theother other seasons that mako people lazy are summer Eummer tall faU and winter They build flats for tor two tit lit peo pee people pie or three skinny people now Ordinary pianos contain conalD about a amile amile amile mile of ot wiro which Bill 1 make a bout about 17 radio aerials Camels are the only animals that cannot swim wlm and this may be shy they go so go long without water I They play football In their hire bare feet reet In Burma nurma and we wo only hope Sect they trim thel their too nails alis Poor boys beys often become great and great boys often orten become poor por A reformer gets gels mad when he cant can't think of ot anything wrong Growing old Is a II bad habit Keep Keep- ing Keeping It up will got get you Brevity may be he the soul ot WIt but there Is 18 nothing very nry funny about being short of ot cash There are not so many hanDy boot loggers boot sa ESs s an officer Perhaps they worked elve to duth