Show 4 SEVEN 01 l N y V BY yAS JESSIE I i IN el 3 HENDERSON LIL EL ySL L 1 I StandArd Special Corre COTTO- 1923 YORK July 14 11 Ashes Ashes to ashes and end dust to dust It if the tle cops don t get Iet you the landlord must Life Lito grows snore more complex comple every everyday everyday vetY da day Just when the tho traffic law lawe b bad d become so go Intricate that pot not even a traffic policeman could understand em cm the form fonn forman forman an which puts put out an Iron clad lease guaranteed to work irremediable harm ann on carefree tenants S And nothing aint anything any more The landlords dont don't have havo to te t seat heat your apartment not It If they be- be belong belong be belong long to this new Iron bound MSO- MSO a elation They don t have to make repairs They can raise tho the rent nt when they pease please And what's more It two of ol iou OU move Into an apartment and at the end of oC o do L ew months for any reason at all there are 8 three of ot you then you then the thu land landlord lord can soak ou more rent be- be bec because be because c cause youve you've him or be- be because because be because cause of ot the w wear ar and tear tar or simply because And yet try to stop Margaret Sanger from rom lecturIng Ing log It Is a sate safe that that dis discarded is- is carded quick lunch carts nd WOrn out horse cars will win be bo tit ut a premium this fall tall Theres There's noth nothing ing log cozier than one of ot th se parked at IL a curb convenient to ot the tha l office or to tho theatre die die- dis district hung huns with cretonne and papered with last years year's rent re- re receipts re Meanwhile you cart can t get ahead of the Wall street boys can ean you There i Is no answer nor answer answer- iaSi ng tor for many people have foiled felled In the attempt And what do vou ou think the little rogues are doing now mow With the pre elec- elec elec don It 18 months aay ay Laying bets bet ot of 10 30 to 1 I or perhaps Its It's 1 to 20 hat Al AI Smith the wet governor wUI be the n next wet et nt But nt the boy boys are having thele little joke us ua girls girta are b bno no meals Idle What you suppose we are doing now less than running up and down Broad a without stockings Of course at the price stockings are arc arenow now you might Itt think tills an economy but dearie deane havo have ou ou noticed how high all the tho sunburn lotions are aro this season If It the activities don t give you youa youa youa a thrill you might try one of ot the free roe dental clinics And yet and yet and yet yot yet theres there's so much roundabout town calculated to Insert a permanent wa waIn wave wae In I ones one's nerve nere tissues For e example ample heres here's the research department nt ot of the board of hC health leaping out at you on a warm afternoon with the reassurance that every overy year you be- be become become be become come less likely to get d diphtheria scarlet carlet fever fallen arches and the like Vh Because Bee th thu city dweller carries so many gel me around with him all day and pick up so 50 many reaDy billions of ot them thorn In Inthe Inthe Inthe the subway and here and there that hes he's jut just about Immune to toe e cry thing except the tho tax This ThIM statement Is intended n ns as D a com comfort tort so BO If It you can Muc e any solace out of It youre youre you're nelcome elcome wore were sure I I What's bats more the convention of the American OsteopathIc association association association tion wasn't any too hopeful It seems It If you'll excuse mentioning It that practically everyone now now- nowadays nowadays has not only fallen tallen arches but also fallen stomachs To rem rem- remedy remedy remedy edy the latter It Is 18 the osteopaths I Id Idea that everyone should do Io bat bal ballet bal ballet let dancing or scrub floors or bo be picked d up and shaken violently I every little while Well Yell of oC course Its It's not unusual for a II New Yorker to bo picked up or even to be shaken violently and the ballet dancing sounds all right though a 0 bit tough on the tho toes toos But Dut when It comes to scrubbing floors tn In Inthis thin ago age ot of electric ol cleaners there thero Isn't a e fallen excuse fallen excuse cuso again please stomach stomach Inside Greater New NewYork NewYork York that could Induce Us ua to do It It As An It all this weren't enough of ofa ota a 0 strain on nervous systems al ni already I ready sorely Borely tried along con COlI en ell the zoo oo 00 with the tho announce announce- announcement meat ment that It he has hIlS acquired a crow crow- crowing crowing ing jag hen hn This hen ben Brownie by name not only lays an egg every other da dav but she he crows crown in lD merry rry soprano staccato Tour four times each 24 hours Perhaps this has some Dome something something thing to do with suffrage 01 ot pro pro- prohIbition prohibition pro prohibition or with the fact that Brownie nan as as born a II year ago on the Fourth of July Or maybe It s 5 just another of ot those Incidents incident that occur In Brooklyn But certainly the worst jolt which the tho town has received I-d I In Inmany inmany Inmany many a 0 generation is the edict of the Great Neck park commIssion forbiddIng one piece bathing suits and bare legs Great Neck right at this time announces Its anxiety to have a new Long Island built thinking present day demands traffic traffic- demands this They needn't worry With this edict strictly enforced th the tha traffie c cout out that way nay wont won't demand any any- thing anything very long |