Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-07-15 | Page 14 | Be Polite to Traffic Cops

BE POLITE TO I TRAFfIC COPS And Dont Don't Brag About I Your Pull With Chief of Police i iny I iI By ny ERWIN Pr Giver College of Auto Auto- Automotive I moUse motive Engineering ChIcago I Dont Don't bo be Impertinent to the tho traffic lie fic officer Bo Be courteous even It if it Is painful The Th summons saves you ou the humiliation of being lock lock- locked locked locked lit ed up and waiting w for tor ball Dont Don't arguo ari nith the th traffic ot- ot otI officer of officer about abot the laws law or the par par- I pir he charges charce iou ou with I violating Ho lIe didn't make mako the laws And anyway you may find that the I officer overlooked another charge that may be placed il ln t HU HUI pu I Dont Don't toll the tho traffic officer that 1 you are aro a friend of o someone or I that the tho chief went to the tho same camo school with you ou Neer Ne brag about our pull because the tho fellow who does docs never h has 9 It when needed If you do happen to know any of the tho authorities keep It to yourself your- your self end and slip It quietly when the tho officer who arrested you OU is not around and ond they will ill III probably fix It for you that you dont don't have to ser sere soro one e more moro than six months month I Dont Don't be Insolent to an officer or ortry ortry ortry try to Intimidate him because oft oft- times oft times in court the judge aill ask k about your behavior and I you It will not stand you In good c stead 1 Dont Don't go ro In with nIth a lighted cigar or cigarette In sour our hand they have no place In the th court room Don Dont t tell the tho judge you roomI I for him at the th last election Dont Don't try to make the traffic out a liar This is I a 0 doubt the tho most serious offense you can commit hel being tried I for Cor traffic violation Dont Don't sty say s y sour our speedometer ens as I out of ordel Dont Don't say our car cant can't go BO as fast as the office testifies because I you III be bc In the wrong right I from the start I 1 lE JUDGE SMILE Dont Don't it Il you happen to bo be a I woman walk walle up looking peeved Give the judge Judco a sweet smile and ho he will ill n ill Immediately sit up and take fale notice I Dont Don't tell the tho Judge you were wr I speeding to the tho assistance of a anick Dick cick friend unless you arc are a doctor anti and it if so o be bo sure to bring your patient Into court to corroborate you your I statement Don Dont t say lou ou nere ero ner hurrying to catch a boat boa or train these two are so old they have long lone whiskers Dont Don't say ay sour our muffler was as mak- mak makIng making mak-Ine mak Ing a n loud noise and the officer thou thought lt ou were going fast Cast Don t bay kay that you didn t know that iou ou hid h d to keep you cutout closed during tho day It must I be closed at all times time Last but not least ft Ct It lou ou have I never been ai al rested before bo be sure to tell toll the th judge that this Is your first offense and the tho th first time linac you ha base hae e over ever been arrested for for the traffic law DG 0