Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1923-07-15 | Page 10 | Tom Sims Says

I 1 Tom Sims SayS Shelby has the he tight fight bovI bol left hut she ehe hc cant can't eat out of it it Catcher ought to wear his mask and pad home when ho he is ou out late Its It's so BO hot In big towns people look like poached eggs hunting bunting for tor toast to sit elt on ou Winner o of the I l Willard bout may fight tight Dempsey it If there la Is enough money to make Dempsey mad They are aro denaturing alcohol with pine tar till One drink o ot of the stuff will cure any cough When they dont don't have haTe enough sky sly ito to go around they fill up the holes boles with clouds Every man mall thinks he ho would feel silly playing golf goU After ACler he starts be he knows he was right This weather makes people so 80 lazy they take short-cuts short a when hen they go out walking wal The good die young Just aa as soon as made home-made wine IDs begins to tg getgood get getgood good its owner kills it Next to the th water waler cooler and bathtub the soda soda fountain fountain Is the most popular summer resort A mad bride tells teUs us she shares hili hie joys and antt sorrows He takes the JOYS she the sorrows July Fourth is quieter than regu regu- regular lar days in small towns because the mail doesn't come in Every Eiery man shoud dhave bave bave a hobby The women have no tune time for or bob bob- bobbles hobbles bles bias so they have havo hubbies bubbles With babies bable being sung to sleep by jazz we wo will have a flock nock of shimmy dancers in 1940 Women take better bettor care o of their hands bands than men More particular about who holds them Peaches wont won't stay well pre pee preserved preserved served long it Il they run around al to dances and get pickled It If money talked a 1900 dollar could tell some wild tales about when it was young