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Show KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS GIVE AN EASIER BALL Elaborate preparations have been made for the annual Easter ball of , tho Knights of Columbus, Ogden waaBg amrEjgmm i i m council, which will probably be one of the most successful social events of the season Tho various committees commit-tees In charge have planned to eclipse all past efforts In entertainments heretofore given by tho local knights. The ball will bo hold at the Congress Con-gress dancing had this ovenlng. The hall Is being beautifully decorated with evergreens and flowors and tho olectrical effects now being Installed will be one of tho features of the general gen-eral design. A full piece orchestra and tho latest lat-est dance music will add to the success suc-cess of the ovenlng In addition to the members of tho local council and invited friends a largo delegation Is expected from Salt Lake City and other parts of tho state. JUST FOR FUN j! Punishment. A popular revivalist had been holding services at a town in Mississippi, Mis-sissippi, when a heavy rain came on, and he accepted an invitation to pass the night nt the house of one of the townsmen. Observing tho preacher's drenched clothing, the host brought out a suit of his own and sent his guest upstairs to don It. The good man had made the change and was on his way back to tho Blttlng-room when the woman wo-man of tho house camo out of. another an-other room, holding In her hands the big family Bible, out of which tho minister was to bo Invited to rear a chapter before the family went to bed. She was not, however, In a very amlablo frame of mind, for careful housewives aro likely to bo put out of sorts by the advent of tho unexpected company. Seeing tho revivalist In his borrowed garments, gar-ments, she mistook him for her husband, and as ho passed in front of her Sho lifted the book and brought it down sharply on his head. "There!" she exclaimed. "Tako that for asking him to stay all night!" Lippincott's. Provided. "No Duke, my daughter cannot marry you." "But I cannot live without her." "Oh, yes, you can, my poor fellow. fel-low. I think I can get you Into soino good poorhouse." Louisville Courier-Journal. T ft A Freak Tune. I h At one of the Yorkshire hotels j. j there is a pianist who can vamp j to any song that any Binger wish- V es to sing. He cannot read a note j, of music, yet In the local vernac- v uJar, he "can play owt" Recently, however, ho met with nfl an unexpected chock. A man hum- yk med over nn air, but the pianist V failed to get tho key. ft "Lot's try It again," 'he said; and they tried It again. - i Still lt was, of no use. ,' A third attempt brought no bet- tor result. J Then the pianist turned to tho j- slnger and said. "SItha. Aw've j tried tha on on f white uns, 4 Aw've tried" thn on t' black uns, ' and Aw'vo tried thft on t' black ) and white uns mixed. It's no use; ;. tha's singing between t' cracks." : TIt-BUs, j' f New Worlds to Conquer. i Tommy's Mamma Willie By- , k Jones is a nice 'little boy to play $ v marbles with. Isn't ho? Tommy Yes, ma'am. ft Tommy's Mamma Then why Jjl don't you play with him Instead i M of with all thoso rough boys from the back street? I Tommy I won all his marbles pj yesterday. Philadelphia Record. g & Works Both Ways. ; J Ho knows all tho bdst people in j 5 town." J3 "Why doesn't ho assoclato with -j them, then?" ' L "They know him." Ufo 1$ |
