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Show I I IUST FOR FUN I . She Knew She Had Forgfci. ' She had Juet returned from a i j shopping tour, tired but radiant. j He had Just returned from the office, tired, but twII, tired. ! " ' Quivering with dllght at the.ar- , N i Tay of samples snipped from rolls 1 of dreBB goods, she emptied the 1 contents of hex purse into her lap. j There -was a metallic Bound. A look of dismay crossed be faca. ' Jji "There!" she exclaimed, "I juit i j knew there was something I had j. forgotten to burl" j "What was it dear? he aaked, J , j '. wh. an assumption, ol intereat. 'i ! j "Tm sure I don't knov," she replied petulantly; "but I M i , f f k&Te a half doller Wtf Boston I Herald, ' 1 j . j I i Xadr And did 700 mak your f l J congregation giro op canoibajfcm? II j Misatonarjr (wroreBinc a grin) ; fvl Not raiter but after nrnch 1 trouble I peraoBojed them to use knives and forka. The Thioae. I i Quit Derfrable. ' I Mrs. Quiixley 'What kfcd are I'll tho newr people neat door? j Mrs. Dart-A grand piano, lovely M i parlor; suite, a haodBome, 4hilng II, r. set, two dogs and a parrot. Chilli Chi-lli ':- i cago Dafly News. II- ! ib; ,n a QmmU RpiH. j ; I The troubles increase fli t By daT and br night fltfV You can't declare peace Q; I Withtmt starting more fight, I 1 Washington star I : Perhaps. One of ex-Governor Pennypack-er's Pennypack-er's bust stories and he has a raro collection of real witty stor-le stor-le Is onu bearing upon the prevalence prev-alence 01 divorces. At a recent meeting, when he discussed the need or uniiorm divorce laws, the ex-Governor told ihe story, 'saving: 'sav-ing: "To many Americans, are in sympathy with the little schoolboy whp was asked 10 write his Idea of Greek marriage cuotoms. "After a little thought the lad WTOte: " 'Among the Greeks, a man only married one wife, which was called monotony.' "Philadelphia Times. The Poor Profeceor Again, A professor of Greek who was noted for Belf-apprcclatlon bought a dozen collars and marked tho first one with his full name and the others simply "Ditto." Everybody's Every-body's Magazine. A Difference. "My good man, how did you happen to be thrown out of work?" "I got out," replied Weary Wombat, Wom-bat, with dignity. I didn't hav-ter hav-ter bo thrown out." Washington Herald. Woman, Woman! Young Bachelor I often wonder If I am making enough money to get married on. Old Benedick Well, r don't know how much you are making; but you. ain't. Puck. 1 |