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Show ' That one should never judge a woman's smile by her teeth they may be false. That chronic complaining does not make a hard lot any softer. That if the Bingham girls keep up their present gait, the most of them will soon be old married women except the old maids. That a cowboy's annual championship cham-pionship test will be given in New York. The wild and woolly West maybe isn't tough enough. That the excellent bread used at the barbecue was furnished by the Standard Bread Company. That Frank Croy is just as happy demonstrating his car as if he' had a trout on his hook. That there never was a car that entered Bingham that caused so much pain when it left, as that telephone truck. That Vic Erickson of Carr Fork is building up a business that is envied by some. That every resident of Bingham Bing-ham should boost the Volunteer Fire Departments to the full. Did It Ever Occur to You That if we worked night and day, attended every meeting, and reported same, there would still be a kick coining. That after about ' one and -a half years' persistent work we have come to the decision trying to ple.ase everyone don't pay. That a ten-cent candy bar used to satisfy some of our little girl friends, but as time advances they require a dollar box. Then we have to' quit being friends. That there is a real lively bunch of knockers even in Bingham. That when everybody begins to live by the Golden Rule, then comes the millenium. That it doesn't take a strong mind to jump at conclusions. That catastrophies remind the human family that the people of any race, regardless of color, are brothers. That most married men have sympathy for bachelors, and bachelors have sympathy for the married men that's the reason they get along so well together. That some people talk on the merits of their car. Then when they give it the gas it jumps at least ten feet. That for a little change, so that the County Commissioners may not get tired, we might harp on the light of Lark, instead of the road that's impossible to get this winter. That family jars are never used in preserving peace. That even the water wagon broke down last week. That every woman is judge and jury to her own husband. That the barbecue committee fed a .hungry bunch on Sunday. That some people get credit for a number of things they are unable to do. That we have been told repeatedly re-peatedly that Bingham is not advertised enough. We admit the fact, but any party riding up thru the canyon in a car and returning without even getting out is a knock rather than a boost. |
