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Show TRUE TALL STORY Three small boys were boasting about their respective fathers. Bill, the son of an author, said: "My father can sit down and write a story in a couple of hours, and then sell it for $10." Jack, his father a bookie in a small way, said: "That's nothing. My old man can put in a few hours at the races and come home with a hundred dollars." Harold's father is a local parson and Harold said: "Well, my father stands up in the pulpit in the church and talks for half an hour and then it takes six men to carry the money up to him." |