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Show Some Thlnns Women Don't Do. A loafer on the street, whose wife was probabl) nt home netting out a neighbor's washing to make money to buy the children shoes, asked u busy man the other day If lie ever saw a bald-headed womun. "No, I never did." lepllod the huy man. "And I novor how a woman waltxing nround town lu her shirt tlr-cvei with a cigar in her teeth and running Into evory saloon she saw. Neither did I ever see a woman silting all day on a drv goods box telling people how the sec retnry of the treasury should run the national finances. I hmo never sceti a woman go fishing With a bottlo in her pocket, sit on the hank all day and go home drunk nt night. Nor have I eer seen n womnii ynnk off her coat nnd say Mio could lick any man lu town." |