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Show Men have a stronger sense of taste than women. Drink Den'son's Coffee, For your health's sake). Australia and New Zealand are the greatest wool-producing countries. Don't kick because your neighbor gets a bigger salary than you do. He is probably worth more to his boss. The trouble with Diogenes was not that there were no honest men, but that he tried to find them with a lantern. lan-tern. Points of Similarity. "That match was the union of natural nat-ural mates." "In what way?" "She was dove-eyed and be was pigeon-toed." Willing to Oblige. "Nora," Baid the mistress to the new servant, "we always want our meals promptly on the hour." "Yis, mum. An' If I miss th' first hour shall I wait for th' next?" A Benevolent Refusal. "Senator, I wish you would give me a job as your private secretary." "Oh, my boy," responded the oily senator, "don't get mixed up with the government service. Nothing to it. Ruins a young man. Besides, I have promised that position to my son." Kansas City Journal. Men Worth While. "Quite a company of notables seem to be gathered here." "Yes., The kindly old gentleman in clerical garb is a famous marrying parson." "And the spry little man talking to him?" "That's Lawyer Biggies, our best known separator." An Empire Ranch, We hear often of "captains of industry," in-dustry," "Napoleons of finance," and "land barons," but what title is imposing im-posing enough to fit the Australian cattleman who owns or controls 28,-800,000 28,-800,000 acres of ranch land a domain as larpre as Pennsylvania? Youth's Companion. Window Boxes. Before putting' earth in window boxes whitewash the inside of the box. This not only keeps a wooden box from rotting but prevents insects. McCall's Magazine. Learning Things. "Pa, what are gargoyles?" "They're medicines to use when your throat's sore, sonny." |