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Show An Easy Matter. Hyker Congress could settle this woman's suffrage in short order if it was to go about it right. Pyker I don't see how? Hyker Simply by enacting a law compelling women to vote then they wouldn't want to. See? The Shock of His Life. Suitor Mr. Simpkins, I have courted court-ed your daughter 15 years. Mr. S. Well, what do you want? Suitor To marry her. Mr. S. Well, I'll be darned! I thought you wanted a pension or something. HIS POINT OF VIEW. Doctor Germhunter During the next decade we may expect a most wonderful wonder-ful decrease in mortality. Mr. Graves (the undertaker) Pessimist! Pessi-mist! Out of Date. The nlJttnie songs are all forgot. "S- tlo -arts" and "rWhers" have no chance. That sentimental stuff Is not Adapted to I tie modern dance. His Undying Love. Mrs. Exe Has your husband's love grown cold? Mrs. Wye Oh, no, no; he loves himself him-self just as much now as he did when we were marrlpd ten years ago. Just So. Mrs. Hicks Have you ever tried shopping by mail? Mrs. Wicks My dear, one cannot shop that way; one can only buy things by mail. Johnson Did your wife enjoy the Swiss scenery? Bronson I don't think she saw a bii. of it, she was so busy adjusting her camera. |
