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Show "winr""; mmm 3sr 1 i ONE WAY OF GETTING EVEN i j Policeman Is Willing to Al o v Den ! tist Torture Patient Attn I attrr j Tells His Story ! "llet'C." S lid the ! , !l I I .,'! I e ! had hurrieilh , ni. I ' d 'i .. ' , 1 to ' e tioll room, W h :l i- ' oil " Vou'v e had a lean m I ' I i in' blood v tni.i.h r I- i ie ii i.i l a I our Wh don't oii i .iv.. i,,!-, o.m t ! mc to 1 t top I is pain "" ' tilve Ihim "i . '! !,; to top his pain '.' M v d i i M a .ion t in, .li r 1 i taiid I I c i e, lo lal-e a lady to lunch ;.- d i. i t wo nil. it was a bii I'e- in r I r. not I nm more and I ' i . ' 1 1. M me Well, I In-in In-in t d.o l . ! ., . . in .1 lo mi el my v ile. Ii.hii h I lo w h !' iv she was married and he na i.lloti. d t ha' he I i I miii i i and u anted lo know what Ihe o 'iii la.lj's name was. tlf Colll.e, I ' ih. ti- - i ml 1. 1 lei ahead and kill I. im ' Too Much of a Risk. Tie li.aii'ilul girl had fallen into the hike. and. much lo the displeasure ol the moving inline mail, the tried and lestiil hem reluscd to go lo her aid. j ' What's the trouble ltli you?" demanded de-manded Ihe moving picture man nn grlly. "Why didn't you Jump In ami rescue the maid?" "Skeered I might get drowned," responded re-sponded the hero nonchalantly. "Hut you are w taring jour new hero he-ro i lal?" "That's Just the I rouble. The blamed medal weighs so much I'm s.keeted I'd sink." May Be for Effect. "I never beforu caw a man so enthusiastic en-thusiastic about the future of Ids town." "lie does Indeed seem to bo very en thuslastic about the futur.t of Ills town hut I have often wondered If lie reall) feels that way or is inertly playing a part." "Why do you question his sincerity sincer-ity ?" "I happen to know that most of his money Is Invested In 'town lots he would like to toll." Overdone. 'The doctors are uriting nil kinds of sanitary measures and rccaut ions upon the public." "Ves, If all the recommendations . and warnings w. r-- followed, a man's ' home would look like a hospital." j A MARINE JOKE! Midshipman Eay-1 wdmler what people will say when they hear I am going to marry old Widow Hlllyuiis? Lieut, llliint - They'll probably say you're a mariner for money. His Finish. "I was surprised to see old Tlte-wad's Tlte-wad's d'-uth notice In jnw paper this morning." "You iiuik 1"' mistaken. The only notice concri ning Tltewad was the ac-I ac-I count of how he lost a thousand dol-I dol-I lar In speculation." ! "Well, he didn't live altt r that, did j he?" j The Usual. j City Editor Any tlilnic new about .hat accused il'-af mute? lieporfer He (tot his hearing today. Citv Kditor -W! at happt ned? Iteporter He'd nothing to say. I'uck. Discovered. "Why do "u thmk Myrtle Is in love?" asked th girl's father. "I notio'd 'his morning when I was In the library that a book c.f poems iv Owen M'-rt-dith had been tampered with." Practical. He If I should kls you. 1 suppose tni'd go and tell your mother. Fhe No. my lawy r Ilonton Transcript. |