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Show Explained. Patience What is the difference between be-tween a fright and a perfect fright? Patrice Well, you see, that bonnet you have on is a fright; If I had it on It would be a perfect fright. Costly. "Did yez give yer woife anything on her birthday, Pat?" "Oi did." "Phwat did it cost yez?" "Tin dollars or tin days." Full Knowledge. "Pa, Cousin Maude is going to study dietetics. What's dietetics?" "It's this new science of dyes, son. Ask your father something harder." Pride often gives truth a severe jolt. |