Millard County Chronicle | 1915-07-01 | Page 5 | [Untitled]

His Excuse. In his Savannah camp Bill Donovan, Dono-van, baseball manager, had a dusky hued waiter at the hotel by the name of Sutton. Bill had to reproach Sutton Sut-ton more than once for a lack of agility agil-ity in arriving with the food. Sutton promised to improve. One morning he brought in a consignment of grid-dlecakes grid-dlecakes that had gone cold. "What do you mean," said BiU, "by bringing me in cold cakes?" "Well, I tell you, boss," said Sutton, "I brung them cakes in so fast for you that I guess they hit a draft." Making It Even. "I hear the high-school girls made their own graduation gowns this year." "Yes, but they made up for it by scribbling their commencement essays out of the encyclopedia." Let's remember the kind acts of others, oth-ers, but forget our own! It's easier for a young man to raise a row than a mustache.