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Show DOCTOR THE ONLY ONE OUT Physician Not Aware He Was Giving a Wholesale Prsacrlptlon for a Nominal Price. Isaacsteln, his wife, and three children chil-dren came home from a trip on the continent with a rather bad form of exzema. Isaacsteln said to his wife: "Me dear. It la In our blood; ve must shee a doctor." "Hut." replied the wife, "that will coat an aul lot of money." "Oh, no, me dear" said Isaacatein, "valt." Then he went round and took a sample sam-ple of blood from each of them, and then some of his own, In a bottle. He went to the doctor, who thought It rather a large sample, and the blood was duly examined, and a curative prescription given to Isacsteln. "Ow much Is It?" he asked the doctor. doc-tor. "One guhiea," replied the doctor. "There you are. thank you. doctor. May I use you "phone?" "Certainly," from the doctor, who bad the pleasure of listening to the following: " 'Ello, 'ello Is dat you, Rebecca. Veil, dls Is me. I'm at tbe doctor's. It's all right. I'm all right, you'r all right, and tbe kids Is alt right, too!"' Tit Bits. |