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Show Re Was Right. A man rushed to the entrance of a lunatic asylum in the middle of the 1 night ad yelled to the keeper to let him in. "Let me in!" he cried. "I have suddenly sud-denly gone insane." The keeper woke up, thrust his head out of a first-story window and bellowed bel-lowed down in rage: "What? Come here at this time of night? Man, you must be crazy!" Ruling Idea. Judge Twenty-five and costs. Motorist Gee, whiz! There goes a new tire! Seasonal Activity. Mrs. Knici.r What is your trade? Weary Willie 1 shovel rain, mum. New York Sun. - The Instrument. "I want to sweep the cobwebs ri.im my brain." "Why not use a vacuum cleaner?" |