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Show All Wet Chief What are you doing with your socks on wrong side out? Boot My feet got so hot marching march-ing I decided to turn the hose on them. Daddy Did Without "Pa, dear" wheedled the fond mama, "Bobbie's teacher wrote us a note say. ing he must have an encyclopedia" "Encyclopedia, heck!" growled dad. "Let him walk to school like I did." That's Stop! "How much have you sung?" queried the bored producer of the young lady being auditioned. "Down to where it says 'refrain,' 're-frain,' " she replied. "Then," he remarked dryly, "I suggest you do what it says." Nothing is what most people know more about than anything else in the world. Learned Late He was dug out of the wreck and carried to the nearest doctor's office: of-fice: Doctor Can I do anything for him? I'm a veterinary surgeon. Casualty That's all right, doc, I'm a jackass to think I could do 50 on those tires. No Dunce Teacher The sentence, "I had money," is in the past tense. What would the tense be if you said, "I have money"? Jasper Pre-tense. |