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Show 'Chatter Box Dear Suzy, Burly Bernie Munster is sporting sport-ing a black eye, caused from a belt in the butt. It is hard to visualize vis-ualize a person getting a blackened black-ened orb 'from such a cause, but such is the case as will be related re-lated to those doubters. It seems that Bernie was separating sep-arating a few ewes out in the corral cor-ral the other day and putting them into pens of their own. He had a large buck in with the ewes and it is supposed that the buck resented re-sented the depletion of his harem that is if a buck can think. But anyway the buck did not like Ber-nie's Ber-nie's actions and so while Bernie was bent over the buck used the seat of Bernie's pants for a bull's eye and took off. The buck's aim was good and he made a high score which makes him eligible for a turkey and it will be presented the buck comes the next IOOF turkey shoot. Now had Mr. Munster a little more weight, or at least some lead in his pants, he wouldn't have sail ed quite so far after the collision, but Bernie only weighs 135 pounds with a ewe under each arm. So poor Bernie made a record for solo flying without wings and he made a perfect three-point landing - - - two eyes and his nose - - -when he landed on a low board in the corral. The board stopped his flight and luckily it did, for had it not Mr. Munster would have had a long walk back. Then, too, I have not heard yet oHI a person being refueled in flight like they do planes, and it may have caused Bernie to starve to death before he came down. But Bernie gathered himself up from the ground and was hurried to Delta where a little hemstitching hemstitch-ing was done about his face and he was made good as new, if good as new Includes two black eyes and a pair of darkened glasses. glas-ses. It is not known as to the fate of the buck, but it is presumed that the buck is undisturbed and will be until Bernie gets over his stiffness .And even though they eye each other maliciously each time they meet (with a strong fence between them) justice has not been done the buck. Bernie was never ' one to stick his nose in other people's business, busin-ess, and he says that from here on out he is not going to get anything any-thing else in the way, either. That should be a lesson to us all. Toots. |