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Show Could Be 1 Maybe they're called virgin pines because they've never been axed. A Preference "They tell me that whiskey has been the death of more men than bullets." "Well, I'd rather be full of whiskey whis-key than bullets, wouldn't you?" Beauty Aid "You say your sister makes up jokes; then she's a humorist?" "No; she works in a beauty parlor." par-lor." Heavy Eating "I suppose the hired girl does all the heavy work in your house?" "Not all; my wife makes the biscuit, bis-cuit, pies and puddings." Just Outside "How did you find the weather while you were away?" "Just went outside and there it was." Stowaway "I got a bright idea out of a corner of my brain today." "Ah, a stowaway." Tie Game A notoriously nagging wife relented re-lented and bought her husband two neckties for his birthday. The husband finding them on his dresser, dress-er, donned one and made a grand entrance to breakfast. "Hummph!" snorted the nagger when she saw him. "So you didn't like the other one, eh?" |