Millard County Chronicle | 1950-03-02 | Page 2 | Smile Awhile

Matter of Garb Mr. Jones had the usual man-lost man-lost - in - department - store look about turn. The floorwalker noticed him wandering aimlessly about, and noticing his rather shabby suit, inquired politely: "Are you looking for something in men's clothing, sir?" "No'" snapped Mr. Jones curtly curt-ly "I'm looking for something in women's clothing my wife. No Hurry, Doc Mr. Jones (on phone) "Hello? Dr. Smith?" Doctor "Yes." . Mr. Jones "My wife has just dislocated her jaw. If you should be in the neighborhood in tht I couple of weeks or so you'd drop in and have her." lot'; Time for Caution Mr. Smith was always Dr. cupied when he washed the j ' and kept only one ear opeT anything his wife might hav. say. She gazed fondly aj .. small son sleeping in his crih said: "He's more like you every-dear." every-dear." "Eh?" muttered Mr. sf wiping the suds off a pjf "What's he been up to now'"