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Show WAYS OF THE DRUMMER. Expert Opinion by One v'ho Evident ly Knows the Species. The gentleman who Is called the (hummer Is frequently the whole band I and n brass hand at that. Thero Is consequently music In the air when he Is around. After he Is gone the music Is of another brand, for the I man who has bought a bill of goods that he didn't want frequently snys tilings. The drummer Is a great builder ' Sometimes ho mnkes as many as three towns li a day. Ono wou'd think while bn was at It that ha would make a few hotels, for ho la never satisfied with the ones that he finds nlons tho way Let us be kind to wie , rummer, remembering re-membering that ho Is human and frequently fre-quently haB a wife and family at home, although all of the pretty girls that he meets on his travels do not find It out. Illinois State Journal. |