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Show THOUGHT THE CATSUP GOOD. And Not Until Next Morning Did He Know What He Had Taken. Mr. Robinson Is Inordinately fond of catsup. When ho went Into the pantry Just before going to bed it was for tho purposo of getting a sandwich for ho was hungry. "Whore's the catsup?" ho called to his wlfo, after ho had found tho pile of sandwiches. "It's there on 'the shelf. Do you want a light?" his wlfo replied. "No," said Robinson, as ho groped In tho dark until ho found a bottle. He pulled out tho cork, poured a lot on tho sandwich and then began eating. "That's good catsup," ho said to his wlfo as ho was going to bed, "but It has a peculiar flavor." In tho morning, when Mrs. Robinson Robin-son went to tho pantry, she gasped. Then she ran out to where her husband hus-band was sitting ready for breakfast. "Well, I never!" sho exclaimed. "Gus Robinson, do you know what you did?" "Did?" said Robinson. "What do you mean?" "Why, you silly man," replied tho wife, "you poured cough medicine on your sandwich, nnd thought it was catsup." |