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Show Baggage Smasher's Say. The other day an express wagon filled with trunks rattled up Broadway, Broad-way, and Just opposite the postofflco a big Saratoga slid off and came smashing down on the car tracks. ' Several people ran out from tho side-wauk side-wauk to rescue it But the trunk , ! proved to bo empty, and there was little lit-tle damage dono. "Now, If that had been full," said one old gcntlman to tho expressman, "you'd have had n fine old time with It" "Huh," rcpllod the baggage charioteer scornfully, "full trunks don't fall off by their-selves. their-selves. You got to fling them oft!" New York Commercial Advertiser. |