OCR Text |
Show Unfamiliar. It Is Bnld that u candidate, who was more famous for his lntorest In sport than his 'Knowledge, of politics was addressing n Scotcli political mooting Just to test tho cnndidnto'ii Ignoraneo, a schoolmaster sent tip a slip of paper (.siting his opinion if tno Decalogue. Tho candldato was utterly puzzled, and turned to somo ono on tho platform plat-form and asked him what tho Decalogue Deca-logue wbs. Tho man on tho platform, being something of a wag, whispered In his reply, "noggin,! in tho army." Tho candldato at ones turned to tho meeting and said, "I would. If oloctnd certainly do away with the Decalogue at onco. Hut gentlemon, let mo ask you to write all questions I Rood plain Scots languago, for thoro i.- no foreigners for-eigners here!" |