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Show BARBS . . . by Uaukhage They call the counterfeit squad the mlnce-plee and I suppose since money talks you could call the grunt from buffalo penny mint sauce. It la easier tor a man to get Into the army than It Is for a dog to Join the famous K Corps. G I.s sometimes get into the hoosrguw t Jt you seldom see a ar pup in the dog-house. The census bureau says the average aver-age father Is 44 years old. Average Aver-age wife's age (confidential). The best epigram on the victory of the labor party In England was made by Sir Wtlmot Lewis, veteran Washington correspondent of the London Times. He said, "My country, coun-try, may she always be Nght, but my country right or left." |