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Show The Censor. H Tho Washington Star relates that M Mayor Hakcr of Clovoland, in defonso H or n political movement thut had been H nttneked, said tho other day: jH "It's nn honest movement nnd a straightforward movomont, nnd thoy H who attack It aro as censorious as the H Scabrlght old maid. H "A Scabrlght old maid was talking M to n sunburned collego boy on tho beach. A pretty girl pasqed .and tho V old maid Bald: 1H " 'Thero goes Minnie Summers. You M took hor to tho hop last evonlng, didn't M you?' fl " 'Yes,' said tho collego boy, and he ;H added politely: 'As I was taking leavo ' of Miss Summon) after tho hop it : dawned upon mo ' " ,'H "'It dawned I ' said tho old maid. 'You kept hor out till dawn! That's VH what those now dancos load up to!' " . ,H |