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Show She Was Listening. "I saw Johnson running to catch t car today." begins th gcntlo husband, during dlnnor. "Ho was "Do you think wo should havo new burlap put on tho hall walls?" the fond wife Interrupts. "And tho street car whirled and hit him on tho lejr," continued tho husband hus-band calmly. "Hut burlap doosn't last as well as somo other things," sho observed. A few moments later she asks: "What in tho world aro you smiling about? What did Mr, Johnson say to you that was so funny?" |