Intermountain Catholic | 1907-08-17 | Page 2 | The Rules of Golf

The Rules of Golf. An Irishman was walking along by a golf link and was sud-denly struck between be-tween the shoulders by a golf ball. The player hurried up, saying, "Are you hurt? Why didn't you get out of the way ?" "And why should I get out of the way?" asked Pat. "How did I know there were murderers around here?" "But I called 'fore,' " said the player, "and when I say fore' that is a signal for you to get out of the way." "Oh, it Is, is it well, thin, whin I say 'foive' it is a sign you're going to get hit oh the nose. FoIve!' "