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Show The mercury these wintry days i? just like the November stock market Every few days it hits a new bottom A Chicago woman has brought sui' for divorce and charges among other things that her husband permitted four saxaphones in the home. This ought to come under the ban against cruel and unusual punishment. The League of Nations and Prohi bition celebrated their tenth birthdays at about the same time. And there is little question as to which anniversary anni-versary aroused the greatest interest in the United States. The old fashiined weather prophet predicted a long cold winter becaus-the becaus-the squirrels had heavier fur coat-than coat-than usual this year.' And we wil1 have to admit that the squirrels knew their onions this time. If the price of wood pulp increases and it is found that our newsprint can be made from cornstalks, maybe w ten years from now the slogan for the farmer will be '"raise more cornstalkf and preserve the freedom of the press." The armies of Bolivia and Para guay have been fighting some during the past month. A war between these two countries would prove a real inspiration to our romantic scenario scen-ario writers. |