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Show No Dry Cell for Him Sim Updike was taken into court the other day as the result of having a slight mirup with a clerk in the Cash Food store. It seems they were arguing argu-ing over a baseball, game and the clerk hit Sim with a 10-cent bag of salt he happened to have in his hand. Sim countered with a B-battery he was taking back to a radio store on account ac-count of its being run down. The judge said this was the clearest case of assault and battery that had ever come before him, and that both parties ..seemed equally guilty.. . Sim pleaded, however,. that as the battery was discharged dis-charged he should also be discharged, and the judge saw the logic of it and let him oif. ' |