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Show LEGION MAN BUSY WITH B'S Buckeye Boy Bends, Bows and Borrows Bor-rows Bad and Beautiful Bonus Boosting Babble. "Apt alliteration's artful aid" was not neglected when an Akron (O.) member of the American Legion spun the following bonus yarn : "Hurt began to bitterly berate the 'bull' about the bonus bill, bewailing the benighted bigotry of the belligerent belliger-ent birds, badly blocking the bonus by bombastic blusterlngs and brable, and branding the busted bucks who bore the brunt of the battle as badgers bad-gers and booty-burglars of billions in hnnik hpllpvprl bv blcr. bnld business brow-beaters to belong buried in banks. "Before our bewildered Burt boarded board-ed a boat to become a battle-scarred vet beyond the borders of our bright, beautiful, big country, he became a benedict; and, back from the battles busted and barren of bullion, our be nlghted boy hero became beautifully bored because big bibulous bunco men breathlessly built a bunch of backhand back-hand lies to bribe him by a bunk promise of a bonus. "Hut Hurt isn't badly brow-beaten by the bedraggled babble of a bonus. Hlylhe, buoyant and bubbling, biding his time. Hurt, the benedict and battle bat-tle buddy, and Beulah, bis bride, be lleve the bully and bumptious idea that a beneficent bunch of birds will In brought to believe that big battle-beat battle-beat the Hoehe and busied bucks need bread; and before beaueoup heh'te'! years pass a bonus bill to bring 1 1 le bacon back to our buddy. Hurt. |