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Show ALARM THAT DOES THE WORK Young Man's Scheme Guaranteed to End Sleep, and He Has No Patent on It. They were, discussing that ever-vexing ever-vexing question the question of getting get-ting up in the morning. "I don't think," said Frederick, "that an alarm clock is any good at all. I bear the bell of my alarm clock go every morning. I simply lay my band on the nearest thing I can pick up and burl something or other at the clock. I am constantly paying for new alarm clocks, but they only rouse me for a minute, and I go to sleep again." "I've got a new kind of alarm clock," reported Charlie. "I don't know how iong it will last, but it is simply doing fine work at present." "How does it differ from others?" "It toots just like a motor horn. As soon as I hear it, I jump out of bed to avoid being run over by a three-ton truck." |