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Show Unnecessary Noise. A man reports that he has succeeded Inventing a noiseless typewriting machine. ma-chine. If the report be true, let us rejoice. It Is a great stride forward. Any invention that stops or lessens any of the noises of this noisy world is distinctly dis-tinctly an achievement. We suppose that street cars, for Instance, In-stance, will one day become obsolete, but the chances are that they will last for some time yet. And this being the case, why is it that some genius does not invent a way to mu file the infernal, infer-nal, nerve-wracking and diabolical noise that a street car makes? They crash and hammer their way over our streets, and hen they ixund a curve they emit a wail like the wail of a Inst soul Los Angeles Times. |