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Show WAS TAKING NO CHANCES Chauffeur Had Had Enough Accidents With People Wearing False Teeth. Pretty Thais X, who has delighted the audiences of New York's vaudeville vaude-ville houses, was called suddenly to Vermont to visit her sick mother. At a town a few miles from her parent's home she hired an automobile and asked the chauffeur to drive her with as much speed as possible to her destination. The roads were very bad, and the car, making good speed up hill and down dale, over rocks and ruts, seemed bound to shake overboard its occupants. After a little of this Jolting the chauffeur turned to his fare and demanded: de-manded: "I say, ma'am. Do you wear false teeth?" "What impudence!" exclaimed Thais X. "Oh, ma'am, it is not from impudence," impu-dence," returned the chauffeur, "that I asked you the question. It is because be-cause the road is bad, the rocks are hard, and if you wear false teeth, you would do well to remove them until we strike the pike. I've had enough accidents of that description." |
