| Show wherein they D affer say pa queried little johnny the difference between a patriot and a politician 7 A patriot replied the old gentle man is who Is willing to die for his country and a politician Is a man who is willing to live at the ex pense of his country tit for tat she the Swelling tons called on us last week you know he yes she don t you think it Is about time we should retaliate D walker were you at the races yes ryder no walker good you are the very man I 1 have been looking aorl ryder why soa walker I 1 want to borrow 5 what they get weston what does the member of the legislature get in your stated keystone that depends some times one Is sentenced for a year or two but more frequently he gets off scot tree WHAT SHE THOUGHT mrs brown did the provision man send the lobsters 9 bridget mum but they was so green 11 new they coulden couldn t be ripe nd I 1 sent thim back again no defate information alcum miss kuritch chasn t really broken her engagement to youa leson oh no she s just pre tending to be angry she asked me how much I 1 loved her and I 1 told her I 1 dian didn t know alcum you knowd leson no I 1 m not sure some pay only one alion and others say at least five more important yes said the stranger I 1 used to edit a paper in the west but I 1 got my right hand caught in the press one day and it crippled my fingers so I 1 had to give up coulden couldn t ante any more eha oh that gasn wasn t it but one of them was my trigger finger philadelphia press had a close call the rabbit I 1 had a narrow escape from being billed by an amateur sportsman to day the grouse was he such a good shota the rabbit no but when the gun kicked it knocked him over and he almost sat on me puck served H m bight mamma margie you naughty girl stop pulling little brothers hair what do you mean by treating him in that mannera margie aged 5 it s all his own fault mamma I 1 wanted to play we were engaged but he would play we were married just L ke a man grouchily Grouch ly I 1 don t see why you need such a lot of money for clothes mrs why before we were married ou said you always liked to see a well dressed woman grouchily Grouch ly yes but that was before I 1 was called upon to pay the freight kept T me to it they have music at the boltong cafe lets go there tor lunch no I 1 used to go there but it gave me indigestion what s the mattera cooking bada no it as the music they play nothing out ragtime and quicksteps me ely a H nt deso time 11 30 p m are you interested in baseball miss cut ting miss cutting suppressing a yawn yes to a certain extent I 1 dearly love to see a man make a home run occasionally her manly trait mrs hix mrs juno strikes me as being too masculine tor a woman airs dix yes indeed why every time she has an ache or pain she makes as much fuss about it as a man would what D d he mean wife but doean doesn t it cost an awful lot of money to send me to the sea shore for three months every sum mera husband oh yes of course money Is certainly a great blessing thoe lev ng G ris sylvia mr de scalds paid you such a lovely compliment last night phiiip what d d he say sylvia he said you looked enough like me to be my sister H found out what as ed the old gentleman who was be ng shown through the prison is th niest niost objectionable part of prison 1 fea de aviators wot ask fool questions answered the surly prisoner bardh ps weary willie hard times aint they dusty rhodes yer bet keeps a teller hustin to 1 beep from working town and coi secret of his patriotism I 1 can t feel that a man who looks after his pecuniary interests aa closely as you do really loves his country are mistaken mi staten answered mr grafton grabb I 1 regard my coun try with feelings of affection and pro found gratitude ii it t for my country where would all these salaries and perquisites come froma legal advice suppose said the man who was looking fr free information I 1 hould fall through a defective sidewalk and sprain my ankle what would you ad vise me to doa well replied the lawyer I 1 d ad vise jou to come to me and glanb down 10 as a retainer then ask me that question ap V A where the mask comes in patience he married a woman with money I 1 bel eve yes she s got all kinds of money homely I 1 suppose frightfully but he doean doesn t mind it you see they spend most of the time in their automobile and she wears a mask VERY SLOW TRAIN conductor madam that boy Is too large to ride on a half fare ticket passenger he gasn wasn t when bo g ot on the train he answered cornec magistrate what i your name prisoner magistrate I 1 want your full name personal friend that s his full iane our worship when hes sober ais name Is smith pick me up the po nt of view dayboy at the reception what a alarming young lady our cousin Is ny dear it s a lucky thing I 1 dian didn t abet her before I 1 married you mrs dayboy indeed it is for her job he would like warder to newly arrived convict in this institution we try to put a man to work at his own trade or pro so that he can work his way up what Is your occupation 7 convict I 1 m an aeronaut not in it what do you think of mock turtle soup I 1 think it is better better yes better for the turtle A his dual position ryder thelio old man I 1 haven t seen you since you were married are you still floorwalker for cottem co walker r yes and I 1 also have a similar position with another firm ryder why how Is thata walker well you see since the baby came I 1 have been doing a floor walking stunt at home each night unexpected happens darling said the young man who had figured on breaking into the fam ily circle I 1 am afraid your father Is going to call our engagement off why do you think so dear asked the fair maid yesterday explained the young man he paid back the 10 he bor rowed off me three months ago his status no said Lusch maa I 1 dont like the way these modern hotels enter tain you the old fashioned tavern for me yes replied his wife witheringly the old fashioned tavern was more appropriate for you as it supplied en for man and beast philadelphia press those lov ng G ris amy one can dress very nicely without spending much if one has a taste may then you ought to dress a good deal better than you do amy why may well you dont spend much and I 1 m sure you have but little taste the lesser of two evils nervous passenger as train stops I 1 say conductor are those tomen taking a straw voted conductor no they are taking up a collection train robbers you know nervous passenger oh then it as bad as I 1 suspected D sappo anted what did you think of philadel phial I 1 never was more imposed on in my life answered col stillwell of kentucky they told me philadel phia was famous for its mint and all they showed me was the place where they make money hobsons cho ce city we have had quite a nice time here mrs rural you must come and see us in the city some time mrs rural I 1 am afraid that tima will never come you see I 1 cannot afford to receive visitor sand go visit ing too you will miss certainly me when I 1 m gone he said reproachfully after the rel yes and I 1 d probably miss you before you go it I 1 had anything to throw at you she rejoined between sobs i natural deduct on that fellow lamberton seems to have a taste for inventions bilkins chat accounts for it j gifkins accounts for the fact that he swallows every fish story that Is told let out H s feelings cyrus old crawfoot has just an bounced the engagement ot the eldest of his nine daughters silas how did he announce it cyrus he danced a jig A man of ong bality you have to pay some attention to international law do you not tes answered the man in charge of a russian warship but I 1 like to be original and make up my international law as I 1 along supply vs demand mrs de smythe I 1 wonder why old china Is so rare and valuable mrs de jones Is it possible you don t know after keeping a er vanti girl all these years |
