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Show YOUTH'S concerning clocks. Never alio tha clock to hid 4ow. It responds to regular attention Juat as surely aa a human being doaa and 4aepa its couraa truly whan made to follow Its endless routine. The hands of a clock ahould always e turned forward. To aot tha hands y reversing too right-han- d morion la to loosen delicate screws that hold (hem within reach of various oog slips. 'Never allow the clock to be movwd from tha position where It Is well balanced. A deviation of two or three minutes a day from the correct time may be tha result of an uneven placing of the clock, nnd once it la properly adjusted It should not be shifted tor dusting or for artistic purposes. This Is especially true of clocks that have a pedulum. "Say. I came to this dance without "So did I. How did "Nobody stopped me. How did you?" "Same way. My wife's giving the dance." aa Invitation." you work it!" Women Obtain Mrs. Pinkhams Advice and Help. She Has GaMod Th sends to Health. Hew Xydia IB. Ptekh nets Vegetable Oem penad Cased lbs. Alice Berqrhlll. It is a (Treat be- fore Mrs. Pinkham every year, some Pink-hapersonally, others by mail. M ra. of Lydia B. is the daughter-in-laPinkham and for twenty-fiv- e years under her direction and since her decease she has been advising sick women free of charge. Mrs. Pinkham never violates the confidence of women, and every testimonial letter published is done so with the written consent or request of the writer, in order that other sick women may be benefited aa she has been. Mrs. Alice Berryhill, of 313 Boyce Street, Chattanooga, Tenn., writes : m w Dear Misl Pinkham: " Three years ago Ufo looked dark to I had ulceration and Inflammation of the femals organs and was In a serious condition. u Vy hmlth was completely broken down and the doctor told me that ft I was not op erated upon I would die within six months. roulil have no operation but Lydii E. Plnkhamu Vegetable i tried to influence me against I east for the medicine that same day to nn it faithfully. Within began dayel felt relief but was not entirely cured aa In "Your medlcinebmrtaiiilv fine. jt and more than bvfM worked when ahe waa ill, COLF YARN BY LON CWORTH laatr tha sweet vplce trembled a M'lk f If even them "I let can't go, ltUW ,h lhin that 1 cannot And a Kansas Story la Kotuxm aa their own sakea: Tbe Lord WlU Fw the flxl of the world U a god of gold. Enthusiast at tha 'Welcome,' 'No tiroes. No 1 have gold, gold, gold and a Gama god am I!" I cling to them all, even If they I'm-vide- I have take neighbor a damn who had it and I know female troubles and who today are as well and strong as I am from using your Vegetable Compound. Just as surely as Mrs. Berryhill waa cured, will Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound cure every woman suffering from any form of female ilia. If yon are rick write Mra Pinkham for advice. It is free and always help- - The world in mine, cried the eager youth, Though utrrr a of wealth have II All doom stand widejwnny and nil rondo are free. bmvc youth, youth, youth sud you cab not buy! --Isabel E. Mackay, in Youth'o Companion. aqd jairs (Sjra " "" 1 ST.CHARLES EW0RA1HHBEAM No preservatives are need in the manufacture of St Charles Cream. Sterilisation alone is the preserving agency the cream is guaranteed absolutely pure and perfectly sterilised. It is made of pure milk only, condensed by evaporation, and treated only by the scientific application of heat That is the reason it does not pall on the tendereat stomach. It is also the reason why it never curdles. It is aa palatable aa the finest freah milk or cream ever tasted it costa no more, using it you take no chances. Sold by beat groccra everywhere. ST.C1ARLES CONDENSING CO, St Charles. UL ri m i Food Products eaekle yen In enjoy your ewle without having to vend ken your time hwwem Asm overs hat AS the cooking i douo in Ubhys khcheer e kitchen s cleen end Beet yaw own, and them's nothing for yen In do but enjoy die nwh. Ubby't Products am (elected smsta mohod by cook who know how, md onh tha good parti packed. For a quick and dtkdous kmch any Ana, doom or out, by Libby e Met tom Pole with Libby I Camp Sanaa, cook-dov- e. a Libby, McNeill W Libby, Chicago Her voice euded . tf In a Nicholas Longworth, f Ohio, ta a The elderly man cleared his throat g if enthusiast who play a good game, Tor Infant! and Children. with a mighty noise and patted the a id Victor Murdock, of Kansas, a golf who indiffera very plays plump little band in wordier ent game, when swapping stories la th.t old the house cloakroom ths other day, to cornea It when "Anyhov, drama we're all right!" he ventured at tiyi the Waablngton correspondent of last. "Think ef those good old names the Kansas City Times. and the old standard shows they attl "Tha most remarkable golfer I ever Atgrtabie Preparation Tor As said Representative Longworth. lleys that hurt nobody, aud f v our knew," iteFoodandRrtufci-Iw- g sifflflating "was a man out la PlncInaatL who had imaginations some email chance fiic StoHBdB and Dowds of (A tacit bnt vigorous opinion a passion for ths game, but who comof the modern siege va rouve ed lu plicated that fervor with as appetite HinKf nh the repressed growl with wbii-- hr for 8coUh highballs that was ths wonJ der Ohio. of deciwura color The pretty concluded.) s "Hia waa looked there she should Promotes that DigeslionJCIvrrfut-nesa little lu the ladys face; theory he a drink server on every tee, and and Rest .Contains neither up, smiling brightly. "I have a certain tassel from t lie old he worked it by means of an army of Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. museum," she said soitly; "I had to (addins. One afternoon ho came in . H c nnd announced that ha had renounced have something." "And I have .a gilt cnerub fn.iu our the game. of the upper laixea," he cluck led. "'Whata the matter, Jim? said a werWAJIMBfflD Ateatu Sim' Jove! be went on. bis voice Muring friend. to a confidential wbhper, "its Mood to 'Oh,' he said, wearily, lt no use. AuUd bU- meet some one who has thing' It re- I give It up. Whenever I can see ths member! Mrs. Merry dew An ia! he bail I hit it; and whenever I StSSUui a piece can hit It 1 can't see It."' said softly, "do yon ever that answered to the name of the Mr. Murdock told this one: Carnival of Venice or the Bine Dan"Out Is my town Judge Dale, of ths ube Wallses? " district bench, is about tha best golfer Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa-tion- , Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea "And the Last Hoie,' and The Is our club. One day ho had a cans Worms .FeverishMaiden's Prayera and the Rattle of on trial In which several small boys ness and Loss Sleek Sebastopol? Can I ever forget them, had been subpoenaed aa witnesses. Adyou mean? And yet, if I want them dressing a bright youth of about 13 Facsimile Signniurc of nowadays I have to steal away sad summers. Judge Dale solemnly Inata lock the doors Ilka a criminal! quired: 'My boy, do you understand the matter?" h- - broke off the nature of an oath? NEW YORK. suddenly as some memory of past Oh, yes, sir, quickly replied the wrongs darkened hia fate fur mo- youth. 'I often caddied for you, sir.' ment. DIETARY DICTA. "Matter?" be echoed; "perhaps you noticed that at my parlor chat last should be of a lighter nature Dinner EXACT COPY Of WRAPPER. eveniug nobody listened or appeared in summer than In winter. to care a straw for my modest reminA quart of wheat contains more nuiscences of Ilolmes, Longfellow, Lowthan a bushel of cucumbers triment ell. and Emerson? I was a doddering Thera Is a happy mean between eatold imbecile to have undertaken it, of course. Everybody simply yawned un- ing everything and being squeamish. Two pounds of potatoes contain as til the lady monuloglst came on the mueh nutriment as 13 pounds of humorist." "Humorist!" ejaculated tbs little turnips Light soups, light desserts and light widow, warmly. "There was nothing humorous about her enept her Ism-n- meals should have the preference la and our 20 doubtless went for warm weather. Vegetables and fruits are to be used that creation!' If that L creation, moat generously at that season of tha me , chaos!" give "I was a Utile lower than the Jan- year In which they naturally mature. Beginning the dinner with soup is itor," be continued gloomily. "And ths very best way to get the whole A come. worst to Is sweet the yet In condition for assimilating tsmoisv aooaviaa aeons noubb in tmo uhitoo sveraa young freshman from Yale, addressing asystem hearty meal. ine aa In your day (why la that innocuous observation so unfailingly exHow' This? asperating?) said he supposed I waa We SIW Oms KaoCm Mini BsraU for sm SSM of c.Urrb lUi count be cued bj Holi l acquainted with all the leading lights Cataryh ClAMo FOOT-EAS- E of the early nineteenth century? I T. J. CHYYYT 4 CO., ToloCo, 0. bate kojmo K. J. Cbuoy the Ws, effaced myself before lie could ask for tbs loot omdsnlsasd. M 7 son. ssd tellers blia psrfscll, A Csrtila Cura far Tired, Hot, Achisf FML to HI dboIbsos tnmosrUnao sod Suae lolly about Washington and Isfayctte, and LsH"V,M. bio mods Inn. oMIkoUuso ooisybox. by bis to esnr eat 007 DO MOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE. did I sign the Declaration of IndependWouiiso. Kiasos S Hosvix, O. Tulodo. WbuMosM UrewlMO, ence. It was The Boll'o Colorrb Cars Is takes lelsmslly. Bellas THE DAISY FLY KIUER opus tte blood sad bombs surf70seas o ( tbs Bsms. H Ml hot lat tU Ptillri speaker mopped bis brow In fevered dliaetly nsis, lisnmlros Tsotiaioalolo scot tras. frloo osats far syotsm. retrospect. "But the liiAt was reached bottlo. Bold It sll UremlU. will foot . Tata Roll's Family rills Mr ecasUysrtna. soil or this morning, when soujgyoungster ofArfytfeift.lijirs Try to me read headlines in the mr owe fered m ihm you will msrsr bo Voracity. the morning papers. linsde up my wtUkoeUHoeu 1C around fish Do bite , tha doob Anslsr otbopl by mind then tnnranytoterea In the TO, MS pTPHl4 here? IDs. oUl advanced singes of pantos." forPHt IM we have Bite? Native stranger, Say, Its fearfully aging, I think to meet auch things," sighed the' little to muxxle 'em ao they won't chew up lady pathetically. "And then-so-me of the tnnercent bystander." N. Y. Sun. the old ways I simply cannot get over With Borne People. mumm nn Inrsotlon. Maoklot and I don't want to try! The old hymns M (ally A Joke la not a Joke when you have Uwk Vslsndar PBKS Uigtest mounts. I lived by, and shall die by that have to listen to It Instead of telling liCuwuuaiatUoos UnSilsntlal. Bmblliad UEI. a tenaat, WnMijjliq S. 0. Sun, brought me through so much sorrow ft Y. Press. ROWMO E. and loss; there have been crises I BpMlawn prim: Hold. SUsr.Lssd,lli Uold. M Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrop, DEFIANCE STMCH-LT- SJ: never could have survived without the vor.Jbsi Uola. Hie; XiiMurUoppsf.il. Oyooldslosln soruoa tbs rami, rsdaoas to For cblldraa Msthtms. nud tall ounees MMUiosnrrlapM u4 II Btsrrbs of those uni no snpIMw yiiet old tunes oaly hidi otbr she was aosiwii Ion. llmyul.Mias wind polls. 3ss bottle. help Una. Conirul sod (Impin' oms n.llr.ied. Tsau DtriANCK" It tUPBRIOR QUALITY. villa, Colo. IUlinu.as, iMfeih. weeping softly Into a delicate film of a handerchief. Enthusiasm won't carry you very TRoopsoi's Eye Witir W. ft B., Balt Lake City, No. 24, 10 - "Never mind, dear little woman far without backing. these things are our for keeps, and nobody can take them away." His voice waa full of etnrdy optimism and sympathy, bnt It was very gentle, aud a bit unsteady, too. "Ha! he exclaimed, suddenly, sitting np straight as though struck by a Joyful Inspiration. "Cheer up! I ran see where we get ahead of the new dispensation of things, after all! Haw! Haw! I jnst happened to bethink myself of some old wine, inches deep In cobwebs, that these infernal youngsters would give half their possessions fountain! The apolli are not alwaye to the young ha! ha! great joke, Isnt it, er, my dear? Genuine-SyruMilady dried her eyes and smiled d exuberance faintly at his of spirits. "I have some almost priceless old gPs f laces, and some china such as those even never maidens have dreamed rosy of In their philosophy, she affirmed, "and a highboy and sideboard that are worth their weight In gold, and some Tho lull noun of company, California Hg Syrup Cth, andirons you remember those m. Is printed on the front of cvwry package of thw genuine. dlrons of mother's, don't you, Stephen?" She blushed slightly as she poke it had been a quarter of a cenThe Genuine Syrup of Fig-s- Is for Sale, In Original tury since she had called him Stephen. tha "And possibly you forget wafPackages Only, by Reliable Druggists Everywhere fles 1 made you one day Waffles! aay no more! I may be a enable one to avoid the fraudulent Imitatlie will there are but above some Knowing past, a pluperfect, memories that tell me I have not lived tions made by piratical concerns and sometimes offered by unreliable In vain!" dealers. The imitations are known to act injuriously and should he Interrupted, "That soup therefore be declined. breathlessly, "Mrs. Merry dew Anna! didn't It seem to you that It lacked a Buy the genuine always if you wish to get hs beneficial effects. faint touch of something something It cleanses the system gently yet effectually, dispels colds and headaches Impalpable, Inexpressible, " ing almost psychological when bilious or constipated, prevents fevers and acts best on the "It did, Indeed; also the steak and. kidneys, liver, stomach and bowels, when a laxative remedy is needed the croquettes! As you ?ny, a some- little eob. The Kind You Have Always Bought -- g' Bears the UsrNTsV( 11E pretty gray-lialre- lady d "I never really had a fair chance at partsighed. ridge before," she said, ind her dicating plate with a pathetic smile. "I have a fellow-felling,- " ahe continued, "for that old geutleiuan who said that the wing of the chicken was doubtless the very nicest portion of all, bnt that he had never tasted It. When he was youug the old people were supposed to monopolise It, and now that be had grown old, he said. It had to be reserved for the young. My dear,' he lameuted, I have never tasted the wing of the chicken T Tragic, waan't it?" g "It was dastardly T Ths gentlemen on her right hand stifled a snort of indignation. "Nothing gets away from (he youngster! of be growled. 'Tm " as you know only e bare fifty-nin"Tee I remember you were always Just fire years ahead," the sweet-face- d little lady smiled sympathetically. "Fifty-nin- e years, Mrs. Merry dew! end to judge from the attitude of the young fledgelings In tbla hotel, one would any I waa a relic of the atone age belonged somewhere, unclassified, with the pyramids and Raineses II." bis genial face took on a sadden mulberry hue; dastardly, I repeat! You cant plead the moat trivial sensation of Indigestion nowadays, eveu Just a plain, ordinary headache, bnt Ifa put down to incipient senility I meet It on all sides, I can tell you!" "I know I know! responded his fair listener, appreciatively. "And that girl from the academy prefaces every other remark to ! me with 'In your day It does come bard, certainly, when one la still In a fair atate of preservation, and can yet maintain ordinary conversation." "Conversation, humph! merely the last expiring efforts of a once powerful Intellect, my dear madam," quoted the elderly gentleman, savagely. The pretty little widow giggled outright atthlsriip could look very charming when a smile dispelled her naturally pensive expression. "Really, Its a comfort to meet you agalu, after so mrny years," she confided, "left go oyer to that window seat, where we cyn sympathise. I feel quite as young as I did twenty-fiv- e years beck and younger; but there Is always such an unreasoning prejudice regarding gray hair it's public opinion concerning It that harrows up your soul." Gray hair Is most becoming over a youthful face," put in the gentleman, with gallant bow, while they both withdrew to a friendly alcove. "Oh. thank you for not aaylng 'still youthful! That still is such a paralysing word!" the little lady shuddered. They might aa well aay: Mra. M. still retains her intelligent expression.' It U all very unnerving." lie chuckled, and moved his chair a trifla closqr. "I say, this Judging of age by years la the most outrageous procedure ever, isnt It now? I maintain that it is primitive and unworthy of our civilisation. One might aa well Judge by rheumatism, of which babes In arms are our most prominent exponents In these days. Why, that young cub out yonder at tennla la barely a twenty-fouand yet hia mamma (the stout, person, with three chins) Is sore put to it to extricate him from his conslderabis and flourishing crop of wild oats (regular they are, too, 1 believe!) My dear youug friend, you and I might be styled mere babes in the wood by comparison with this world-wear- y youth! And yet" the white mustache went upward with a he wanttwlet of fierce exasperation ed to know what colleges they had In my day, and were telephones and horse cars Invented. Ths lady laughed so heartily that the Irate speaker Joined in perforce after e while. Im so glad you came," ahe remarked prettily; "I am getting demoralised here alone by myself. Of course my daughter cornea at times, but then I am more than ever guilty conscious ef my shortcomings. If I as much as mention wearing my brooch or tortoise-shell comb down to dinner I feel that it la almoat a personal insult to her, and sometimes I Just long to take np the baby and soothe and pet him when be la hungry or fretful, but I am promptly informed that the best grandmothers do not do it. Of course It Is all for my best good, for she says It all In love, and It hurts her more than It does me (as she thinks It does). As for an eardrop, an eardrop is an anachronism! I don't mind any of these things so much, but In my little parlor at home there are my prelty colored wreaths, and that quaint shell work father made, and the tidies I worked long ago when mother was alive all unhygienic, I suppose "Unhygienic: ejaculated her listener hotly, "and I've an old red riik dressing gown, reeking with germs, no doubt, that's been the chief prop and stay of my declining years; It's got to go. of course, as son as my folks triks the place!" "And the mo toes sq Utttu Emma well-tille- ," e, rosy-cheek- t ed ' ,' fro' whlte-mustache- d satisfaction for a woman to feci that she can write to another telling her the most private and confidential details about her illness, and know that her letter will be seen by a woman only. Many thousands of cases of female diseases come MERIT ACE. d r, lisrse-riiestnu- is Not ah Signature of otic tp't re-.-a- of Aod-wh- THE OLD RELIABLE BROWNINC BROS. Co., Ogden, Utah ALLEtrS blood-curdling- ? JcF y totftuor a aJeewitb HARDESTY! extbachl PATENTS for PROFIT lM IMTOItWSMr There is only One Of FigS, p new-foun- The Genuine Is Manufactured by the n r California Fig Syrup Co. tha M i soul-satlaf- y. thing Onions!" "Onions! The word burst forth from both simultaneously they gaxci) at one another In siecchless ecstasy. I Just love them in everything, she faltered til sweet eoiifeinii. "Everything everything! Sira Mer ryilow Anna! Heurosi!" The Yale fledgling" who was Just entering the door ckwri It will.' again, and reflected that there are some tilings that youth docs not monopolise Transcript. after ail.-Ho- sion The history of modern. coal !s comparatively by mm, women or children. Many millions know of its beneficial effects from actual use and of their own personal knowledge. It is the laxative remedy of the Always buy the Genuin- e- Syrup of Figs well-inform- MANUFACTURED BY THE -- r 5emfr&iciscoCaJ. FRJCS FIFTY CENTS PHI BOTHS 121 AewYbrit. AYS |
