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Show t Here's hotc to punish a punster "Since we considered Ben Washer, the press agent, an absolutely impeachable source, we sent a telegram to Mr. Fonda at the Barrymore Theater, where he is playing in the comedy called "Critics Choice. The answer came back: NOT TRUE ABOUT HARGROVE FONDA. BUT TRUE THAT COUSIN EXISTS NAMED HY FONDA. IN FAMOUS LLAR BABY MENTIONED MILLION-D- O SONCl IN "HY FONDA A -- CENT STORE. (SIGNED) BEN WASHER PRESS REP. FOR HENRY FONDA We L saw Wally Cox not long ago and remembered Wallys great pun the time he was introduced to a man named Shaw, and asked: "How do you spell it with an 'S or a T? So we got him to thinking, and a couple of days later he phoned and said hed suddenly remembered an uncle of his old friend Marlon Brando. The uncle's name was Fitch Brando, and he was quite a big shot in the advertising game. In fact you often hear his name in TV commercials: Fitch Brando cigarettes do you smoke? Well, from then on, they just got worse and worse. One of our favorite musical-comed-y lassies, Gretchen Wyler, reported that she had a great-aun- t named May K. first lady agriwho the was nations Wyler culturist. Gretchens great-auinspired .the proverb: May K. Wyler Sun Shines. nt Composer A1 Ilagua asked if wed heard of Ed Murrows niece, 'Tilda Murro tc. She is studying to be an efficiency expert, inspired by the saying: "Never put off ' Tilda Mur-rot- e what you can do today. The illness that never got started Ed Marrow how far this thing it hasnt stopped yet. As we go to press, we get these late bulletins on famous relatives: just Were notspread, but SUre Somerset Maugham's brother Luke, remembered for the expression, Luke Maugham, Im dancing! Charley Weavers cousin, Les Weaver, mentioned in Kiplings "Recessional: Les Weaver get Les Wearer get! And finally, from Harvard comes word of Professor Henry Kissingers noted brother Hughes Kissinger, celebrated in the popular song, "I Wonder Hughes Kissinger Now? had reached the West To see if the plague checked with This Weeks1 we Hollywood correspondent, Joe Hyams: NO REAL WORRY TO DATE. MUST ADMIT THOUGH THAT DISCOVERED A NEER-DO-WEL- IVE ' L RELATIVE OF CEORCE NAMED RIFF RAFT. RAFT Meanwhile, let us hope for the best, and remember the words of the late Fred Allen: "Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns. He should be drawn and quoted! fcrimimtedL A lot of progress has been made in preventing baby illnesses.' have learned how control the to Hospitals germs that threaten even the most spotless nursery. They have learned that Lysol is one of the most successful preventives of environmental disease ever adopted. Lysol is the quickest, safest, most effective way to eliminate disease germs while you do your regular housecleaning. Use Lysol Brand Disinfectant in the bathroom, kitchen, nursery, all through the house. Lysol added to your regular cleaning water is more effective than any bleach, any pine oil at lower cost. And Lysol is as safe to use as your detergent. BRAND Far mar detergent, DISINFECTANT protection than any bleach, any pine oil. any anti-ger- m WHAT'S YOUR SKIN PROBLEM? ECZEMA-LIK- Nm lotion with 5 skin mwScims hIms si tfcess pnUMt fist! RASHES E DETERGENT HANDS INSECT BITES SUNBURN d POISON IVY d CHAPPING ZEMACOl Lotion is so effective because its both antiseptic and medicated! Fights germs, helps prevent spread of infection while its 5 medicine formula with the effect of a local anesthetic relieves burning, stops scratching, soothes irritation, redness, speeds healing ! Quick-dryin- g, invisible, greaseless. Money back d HIVES d HEAT RASH guarantee. Get Zemacois Medicated Skin Lotion from your druggist today. By TOM HENDERSON PURITAN FUND is a MUTUAL FUND with primary emphasis on income. for your TRtt frospoctas-Booll- describing PURITAN FUND sand coupon NOW to yoar Inrnstment Deoltr or to PURITAN FUND. Dept TW, 35 CONGRESS ST, BOSTON 9. MASS. Nnorm tnnd Frnn FURfTAN FUND FrospncturlooUnt to: STAT 19 |
