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Show TEMPLAR TRUMPET, OCTOBER 29, 1998 PAGE 8 TUT in 11 A WAVC1 AA1Y AC1 iiaiiu tr ecu nigiu iiui i ui Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov.22) withing the night, it WILL get The toaster has always been there for you. It dries out and slightly bums your bread every time youve had a craving for toast. Frankly, the toaster has been your best friend, that is why I write this evea to you with my deepest Capricorn (Dec.23 - Jan.20) Trick-or-treati- -- favorite tradtion of yours. Dec.22) Remember the time that you spilled the bottle of glue all over the floor? You refused to clean it up, you could sense that your kindergarten teacher was upset with you, but she showed no sign of it. Ive been told that all of the anger and frustration has finally gotten to her. Shes Evety year you put on your Big Bird costume with confidence and prepare yourself to get some free candy from the Sagittarius (Nov.23 apologies. You need to say goodbye to your toast making friend. Ok. Ill give you a moment to grab a kleenex. On Halloween night your toaster going to crack! She will get you will have a clear recollection of back for all of the pain and every time that youve ever torture that you put her through eaten fresh, plain bread. that day so long ago w hen you Hatred and jealousy will fill accidentally knocked over the every bit of your toaster and glue. realize that you feel as if you are a little too old to dress up on Halloween. Its o.- k. that you feel that way, everyone has a right to their own opinion, but you have got to stop tormenting the rest of I is a ng neighbors. After so many years us who find pleasure in dressing of use your costume has lost up like our favorite purple dinosaur. Not that I do that or anything, its just that youre quite a few feathers and the real Big Bird is not happy with you walking around representing him half naked. He is a moral bird and would never take off a feather for anyone. Beware of the Bird this Halloween, he seeks revenge. And what Big Bird wants. Big Bird gets! Aquarius (Jan.21 - Feb.19) I realize that you've watched Full House reruns by I really making me, mean, everyone who dresses up like that really upset. Don't be suprised if a group of Barney wanna-be- s show up at your door step I lalloween night, they just might be more powerful and possessed then youd think. Taurus (Apr.21 - May 21) Be careful while yourself every lalloween night for the past seven years but you cannot repeat that ritual again 1 blinking within the time period of Oct. 3 1 , 7:00 p.m. -- 1 1 :59 tliis year. Destruction will come to you if you do not follow my counsel. It's not like you're missing anything. This year it's the episode where D.J. gets caught forsluffing school. They played that one three years ago. Pisces (Feb.20 - Mar.20) Remember that house to that you go one the every year? Yeah, ward off built where the old couple lived, the to bonfires were Valdez By:Ashlee d ones who gave out What exactly is these malevolent spirits. As time passed by. candy bars. Well, don't go Halloween? Sure its witches, goblins and ghosts, but where childrens pranks replaced there this year. I just moved in werewolves and I did it come from, how did it witchcraft. figure that giving of my became nothing but an eerie begin? precious time to guide your Halloween has been fantasy. But who is to say that life is treat enough. I celebrated for hundreds of they never actually existed, or pathetic don't want hundreds of whiny, years, but it wasn't always in that matter actually don't kids dressed trick or treat. Halloween exist today? Although much hungry, annoying to come heroes like pathetic originates from the Celtic has changed from the Celtic's up culture. It was an annual festival of the dead, most of the knocking on my door expecting festival for the dead, which was customs that we celebrate on me to give them a tootsie roll. celebrated on the last day of the Halloween night are similar to Its just not going to happen. those celebrated hundreds of Aries (Mar.21 - Apr.20) Celtic year, October 3 1st. Elements of this festival years ago. Halloween is a night were incorporated into the looked forward to all year long, Christian holiday of Hallows a night of tricks, and a night of eve, (this is where we got the treats. Celebration of the dead? name Halloween), the night Some people may see it that before All SaintsDay. Up until way, and others may not Either recent times, in some parts of way Halloween is a night of and a night of screams, Europe, it was believed that on laughs, this night witches and but most of all a night of warewolves flew abroad; huge memories. Halloween's Past trick-or-treati- ng King-size- p.- m. I cannot reveal to you why it is so important that you follow ' my advice. 1 can only tell you that if you do not. you will regret it. Gemini (May 22 - June 21) I'm sure that you still become filled with pride every time that you think about the great trick that you pulled on all of the little children last when you Halloween be home to not pretended when they came. Sure, you were happy when you pulled it off and you were able to keep all of the candy. Last year you played the trick in g, this year, the kids will. treating gods were not happy with you. You have commited a major Halloween sin. In order to redeem youself you must donate all of your candy to me. No silly, I promise Im not going to keep it I'll donate it to all of trick-or-treati- ng the poor psychics that couldnt afford a costume this year. Leo (July 22 - Aug.23) Your I lalloween night horrorscope is so frightening that I feel that if I allow it to be published in this paper the entire student body would break out into a riotous frenzy! If you desprately want to know whats in store for you, contact me on line at www.crazypsychicfreak.com Virgo (Aug.24 - Sept.23) This year I have noticed that you have done a tremendous job on the pumkin carving. Although I believ e that the outcome of your pumpkins appearance is splendid, I hav e been told that the pumpkin feels otherwise. You carved one eye slightly larger than the other. The pumpkin is planning to do to your face what you have done to its. I would advise that you find a very good hiding place for all of your sharp knifes. Libra (Sept.24 - Oct.23) Charlie Brown is tired of waiting alone every Halloween for the Great Pumpkin to come. I know that you are planning to spend the Beware. night alone aslo. I would Cancer (June 22 - July 21) advise, for great Halloween Remember last yar pleasure, that you spend the when you stole all of that candy night with your bald, friend. out of your little sibling's yellow-shirt-weari- Halloween candy stash? Im sure you do. The trick-or- - ng |