| Show real gentleman 1 she was lair fair lat fat and forty and when she hoard heard a suspicious noise emanating from the dining room in the wee small hours she picked up a curtain pole and bravely started down to investigate by the flickering light ol of the candle she discovered an intruder in an evening suit stilt and aad a silk hat who are you she demanded 1 I am a gentleman burglar replied tile the stranger bowing low ar gentleman did you say why no gentleman would enter a house with the intention of 0 robbing a poor defenseless fen fer seless wife wife ali ah lady you look sd so young and pretty I 1 thought you must be the youngest daughter flattery won she went back bach up stairs without calling the police and the next day she told the neighbors what a nice gentleman had robbed the house chicag 9 W |
