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Show But 9 cMeatd By STEVE VWLIW o The Southern Utah News at Kanab says Capital Punishment is when the government taxes you to get capital in order to go into business in competition with you, then taxes the profit of your business in order to pay its losses; and ... It's a good thing they settled the copper strike or they might have had to start putting silver back into our coins. Babe used to say "Someone always wins that don't need it"; winner of the door prize, the lovely quilt made by Mrs. Gene McICee, at Father Valine's Va-line's card party was R. J. Xing Jr., of the House of Representatives, Rep-resentatives, Clayton, Mo. Our Mayor Mitch made a good presentation at the ICC hearings in Salt Lake, opposing oppos-ing abandonment of Union Pacific Pa-cific Trains Nos. 5 and 6, and ' was the only mayor quoted by The Tribune. We're wondering if the U P gents who appeared before the Milford City Council expected anyone to believe them when they said the money saved by abandoning Trains 5 and 6 would enable them, later on. to put more men to work on additional freight trains. Rail-reads Rail-reads always have and always will run sufficient trains to move their carloadings, no more and no less, and how the hell is taking off passenger trains gonna add up to more freight tonnage. Susie Says: Here's how to kill an associ-aiien associ-aiien in 13 easy steps. 1. Stay away from meetings. 2. If you do come, find fault. 3. Decline office or appointment appoint-ment to a committee. 4. Get sore if you aren't nominated nom-inated or appointed. 5. After you are named, don't attend board or committee meeting.:. 6. If you do get to one, despite your better judgment, clam up until it's over. Then sound off ' on how things should really be done. 7. Do no work if you can help it. When the Old Reliables Re-liables pitch in, accuse them i of being a clique. 8. Oppose all banquets, par- ties and shindigs as being a waste cf the members' money. 9. If everything is stricily business, complain that the meetings are dull and the officers offi-cers a bunch of old sticks. 10. Never accept a place at the head table. 11. If you aren't asked to sit there, threaten to resign because be-cause you aren't appreciated. 12. Don't rush to pay your dues. Let the directors sweat; after all, they wrote the budget. 13. Read mail from headquarters headquar-ters only now and then; don't reply if you can help it. See where a senator from Pennsylvania wants the government govern-ment to mint a million half-dollars half-dollars with Dr. Martin Luth-r King's profile on them, sell the coins to the Martin Luthe-King Luthe-King Fund and let them resell re-sell the coins at a profit. We figure the American pco pic, and:ypecially the law makers .should take anothe: look at the stampede to deify the Civil Rights leader. He had a purpose and he worked for that ptfrpose; he preached nonviolence non-violence and violence followed after him; he talked obedience to the law and he fomented rebellion and insurrection. The last "march" he led erupted in violence when his marchers rioted and looted. He said he would defy a Federal Court injunction and march again. We do not condone the murder mur-der of Dr. Martin Luther King, but we do think he has been sufficiently deified. SALLIE SEZ: "Man must become wise at his own expense." |