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Show Tew m Little m A Reminder The successful man was lecturing lectur-ing to an admiring audience. "I must say," he concluded, "that I owe everything I have to my wife." "Heyl" shouted a tradesman at the back of the hall, "you're not forgetting my bill, are yer?" Grit. Encore "And if I refuse you, Cecil will you commit suicide?" "Well, that has bean my usual custom." Terrific Strain A very young boy reported for the prep school football team. The coach, learning his age, told him to "come back when he was older." Several weeks later the lad was back. "I told you not to come back until you were olderl" said the coach. "I know, sir," was the retort, "but seeing the team play last Saturday puts years on me I" A Pert Query A young man home from college wished to inspire his little sister with awe of his learning. Accordingly, Accord-ingly, he pointed to a star and said, "Amy, do you see that bright star? It's bigger than the whole world!" "No, It isn't," said his sister. "Yes, it is," declared the young collegian. "Then why doesn't It keep off the rain?" was the triumphant rejoinder. re-joinder. With Relish They were discussing the bore of the boarding house. ''H. would talk a dog's hind legs oU," observed ob-served Smith. "And even then," answered Brown, "he v. ould go on with the j tale." Philadelphia Evening Bulletin, |