Show A CB slang By Ity Lorn The influence of the CB craze which is sweeping the country is affecting many facets of our lives One of the most significant affects is that our language is being changed and so far as the CB is concerned concerned concerned con con- slang seems to be the way to go One of my recent conversations went something like this Well howdy-howdy howdy there Red Rover Ya got a Come on Well yes sir I got a copy for fo sure and I seen ya go by ya understand Oh mercy sakes are ya going to make the one skunk hunt tonight Well yes sir I thought Id I'd get the ole four wheeler out of the barn fill Cill er up with p. p l UJ I Icam can make it J W head er on down the rip strip to the parking lot ina in ina a bare foot toot fashion Ya understand understand understand un un- un- un Yes sir ya got that bare foot bit right for sure lest the City Kitty slip up without showing in inthe inthe inthe the Volkswagen spotters That might even prevent a visit to the slammer Dont Don't ya know Yeah ya got that right Yes sir I thought Id I'd tune the Japanese toy in on the basement and try for a bodacious signal ya un un- Yes sir Who is the sk skunk for tonight Come on Well dont don't know for sure but it could be that ole jaw jacking Silvertip Yes sir He is a a. real bull- bull hauler when he gets his antenna hid Ill I'll tell ya one thing for sure Im I'm going down there and follow Collow my needle to the spot where I can lay my eyeballs on the transmitter dont don't ya know Ha lIa I practically got that number one in the bag ya understand Well we wont won't know about that number till we all get down there to the Chew and Choke ya understand Ha lIa ha hat ha ya cot dot ot that all aU figured o out t donGya W Well 11 I l just got to the home twenty so Ill I'll back on out of it now and go gocheck gocheck gocheck check on my vittles Yes sir Ill I'll be seeing ya a little later on So all the good numbers to ya Its It's been nice talking to ya Truck em easy now Bye r Last weeks week's skunk was Maverick and Wolverine Theone The Theone Theone one Lady Blue Swinger snatched snatched snatched ched up the number one number one skunk prize Next week the Special show up prize will be a grand Xmas sock full of goodies Ya better beller get on down there and get your ticket 7 pm p.m. Sprouse Reitz parking lot |