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Show Dawdle Dell Corret ponder ONE OF THEM cultUt fallows wearing nothing but a tig teat cam to town the other day. Ha told Judga Crooker that the leaf., was all the clothing that God, according ac-cording to the Bible, had provided for man. Judga aiked him how he had traveled as far as Dawdle DeU without being arrested, unattlred like that, and the man replied that he had just pretended that ha was running tor President He was carrying a suitcase in which there was a kimona. Judge asked him why he didn't put it on to cover his nakedness. "I was afraid it would attract too much attention," replied the man. After the court had corrected God's oversight and provided the man some clothing. Judge put the man to raking leaves on the court house lawn, saying I hope be gets good and tired of leaves. But the last we heard of the fellow, he blew town dressed in a maple-leaf kiltie, and those who saw him say he looked Just like President Truman on fishing trip. Squire Gladmoney Debitside's son Dickie, the one who goes to college, writes his father that he is studying ornithology (bird lore) and that as a special project he has made a collection of 300,000 bird lice. People hereabouts always did say the dead lice were falling off that boy. ADVERTISEMENT: Have your face lifted and get a new slant on life. Faces raised one inch $5 two inches $7.50. Guaranteed not to drop. Noses straightened or curved, jaws flattened, denta removed. New, scientific method, the special, patented Pimple Planer and Chin Jack. BUGUS BEAUTY, PARLOR. We sell the famous Gong Girdle, "the girdle that chimes whenjrou expand beyond a gorgeous girth." |